tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post3371120960539547462..comments2024-01-25T13:46:11.967-06:00Comments on The Bronze Blog: Pointless Question #17Ryan Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750814560493466382noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-40529543379557429102008-03-07T03:07:00.000-06:002008-03-07T03:07:00.000-06:00Indeed, Chcuk Norris was INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED to...Indeed, Chcuk Norris was INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED to do those kicks.Valhar2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/05467019327257867276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-33079230018640232302008-03-06T16:27:00.000-06:002008-03-06T16:27:00.000-06:00It was through Chuck Norris being inhabited by the...It was through Chuck Norris being inhabited by the ghost of Bruce Lee and causing all of the enemie's heads to explode from that much concentrated awesomeness and martial arts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-16128974946876204792008-03-06T07:48:00.000-06:002008-03-06T07:48:00.000-06:00For the same reason that wars are won by a small c...For the same reason that wars are won by a small commando led by Chuck Norris, or, in more recent times, by Arnold Schwarzenegger alone.<BR/><BR/>You see, you figure out what factor you need to multiply the Vietcong, or the KGB, by to get a whole planet of bad guys, and you multiply the hero by that same factor, and there you have your small but sufficient invasion force!Valhar2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/05467019327257867276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-12303010646355601692008-03-05T07:15:00.000-06:002008-03-05T07:15:00.000-06:00Orbital bombardment. :)Orbital bombardment. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-89190330098393756692008-03-03T19:03:00.000-06:002008-03-03T19:03:00.000-06:00They had Superman on their side.They had Superman on their side.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-26635035192814564942008-03-03T14:33:00.000-06:002008-03-03T14:33:00.000-06:00It has something to do with Magnets. I'm sure of ...It has something to do with Magnets. I'm sure of it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-39080554842122891362008-03-02T08:32:00.000-06:002008-03-02T08:32:00.000-06:00Bribery.Bribery.Laser Potatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16143657204385385380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-34945772252652712302008-03-01T16:51:00.000-06:002008-03-01T16:51:00.000-06:00The entire planet, aside from having a single soci...The entire planet, aside from having a single society (it's a cowboy world this time), also has a single leader. Send those millions to that one small island and the guy surrenders. It helps if the evil invaders have some super massive monster, if only to give the good guys a single easy target to take out to easily take back the entire planet in one battle. Form Voltron!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com