tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post3473770847352757349..comments2024-01-25T13:46:11.967-06:00Comments on The Bronze Blog: 7# !fooWRyan Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750814560493466382noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-817631419135057042007-10-12T11:08:00.000-05:002007-10-12T11:08:00.000-05:00Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I really sh...<A HREF="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.MST3KMantra" REL="nofollow">Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I really should just relax."</A>Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-520640911235862672007-10-12T11:01:00.000-05:002007-10-12T11:01:00.000-05:00Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi "hide" Luke Skywalker on Da...Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi "hide" Luke Skywalker on Darth Vader's own home planet under his given name?<BR/><BR/>If Anakin was "too young to train" in Episode I, how did Luke become a Jedi in Episodes IV-VI, when he was a decade older?<BR/><BR/>Why does Darth Maul try to kill the heroes on Tatooine when the success of Palpatine's scheme depends upon Queen Amidala reaching Coruscant?<BR/><BR/>Why did Vader not figure out that Leia was his daughter after interrogating her twice?<BR/><BR/>Midichlorians?<BR/><BR/>How could Palpatine <I>kill</I> Mace Windu, when as everyone in the Galaxy knows, Samuel L. Jackson can kick <I>anybody's</I> ass?Blake Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13977394981287067289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-62399794181952891472007-10-12T10:16:00.000-05:002007-10-12T10:16:00.000-05:00Couldn't the fact that Harkness is immortal mean t...Couldn't the fact that Harkness is immortal mean that Sparrow could hypothetically keep kicking his ass until he gets tired without Harkness dying on him?<BR/><BR/>Not that I reckon that Sparrow could fight his way out of a wet paper bag.Dikkiihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07897381809885423712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-15178801549711280562007-10-12T07:14:00.000-05:002007-10-12T07:14:00.000-05:00Just Al: He was far too old to enlist, as explaine...Just Al: He was far too old to enlist, as explained in Episode I (stupid Lucas retconning.)Laser Potatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16143657204385385380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-65150041565551715092007-10-12T06:50:00.000-05:002007-10-12T06:50:00.000-05:00So if the Force was so strong in this one, why cou...So if the Force was so strong in this one, why couldn't Luke go to the Academy? Or Tochi Station for that matter?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-52436035761053952432007-10-12T00:07:00.000-05:002007-10-12T00:07:00.000-05:00Completely non-silly answer: Captain Jack Harkness...Completely non-silly answer: Captain Jack Harkness would seem to have the tiny little advantage of being, you know, IMMORTAL!Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-61350174586168067792007-10-11T23:21:00.000-05:002007-10-11T23:21:00.000-05:00Captain Jack Sparrow versus Captain Jack Harkness....Captain Jack Sparrow versus Captain Jack Harkness. Who wins?Dikkiihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07897381809885423712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-27239231980747187222007-10-11T17:04:00.000-05:002007-10-11T17:04:00.000-05:00They're actually on Earth-That-Was, inside giant i...They're actually on Earth-That-Was, inside giant incubation chambers that feed them false sensory data in order to keep them passive. A number of computer programs known as 'agents' wearing blue gloves go around shutting up anyone who figures it out.<BR/><BR/>But there is one individual who can see through the illusion and gets impossible combat ability from it. She is The One: River Tam.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-69296575617309687452007-10-11T16:57:00.000-05:002007-10-11T16:57:00.000-05:00Firefly. How did they fit all those habitable wor...<I>Firefly.</I> How did they fit all those habitable worlds into one solar system?Blake Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13977394981287067289noreply@blogger.com