tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post114257202723685373..comments2024-01-25T13:46:11.967-06:00Comments on The Bronze Blog: Image Dogtoring #1: Christians & CrusadesRyan Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750814560493466382noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-27605177770737259932013-10-31T03:33:55.848-05:002013-10-31T03:33:55.848-05:00I prefer the argument ad scott bakula: "I'...I prefer the argument ad scott bakula: "I'm a retard?" Test each of your philosophical/eschatological opinions to see if they pass through this filter unscathed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-4361885648186552922012-03-18T17:59:41.489-05:002012-03-18T17:59:41.489-05:00Yes,I know all about Shiner Beer!!
For 22 years of...Yes,I know all about Shiner Beer!!<br />For 22 years of my life-1974-96-I lived a mere 15 miles north of Shiner in Flatonia,Texas and I remember when only real Bohemians*(*Peoiple of Czech ancestry)would touch it,then all the Yankee Yuppies who descended upon the Austin in the late 80's started drinking it!!<br /><br />Anyway,here's my idea for a"Dark Dragons"movie:Christina Hendricks to play the Mom;Don Draper to play the Dungeon Master;Paris Hilton to play Debbie;Kirk Cameron to play the minister who gets Debbie to convert to Christianity;The Baldwins to potray their dooshbag selves;Kam Fong as Chin Ho;Jerry Mathers as The Beaver and Tina as Sarah Palin!!KingBushwicktheToityToidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05973434510266477543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-83896906906464102172008-05-03T06:56:00.000-05:002008-05-03T06:56:00.000-05:00What is this talk about the Cthulhu Tract not exis...What is this talk about the Cthulhu Tract not existing anymore? I posted the link on Pharyngula yesterday. <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html" REL="nofollow">Here</A> is it again.<BR/><BR/>The redrawing doesn't even manage to spell <I>IƤ</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-49296427633405848912007-05-11T20:01:00.000-05:002007-05-11T20:01:00.000-05:00That was truly excellent. I recently did a parody ...That was truly excellent. I recently did a parody also of one of whacko Jacko's comics on my blog.<BR/><BR/>Such an easy and fun target.mothpetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13794245127293355300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-53382457299966763692006-12-31T13:17:00.000-06:002006-12-31T13:17:00.000-06:00Well, looking back at my blog traffic, it seems th...Well, looking back at my blog traffic, it seems this Anti-Atheist character may have actually searched for Chick by name.<br /><br />If so, his contact with real life atheists is probably zero, if he thinks we're occultists like Jack Chick. (What else would you call someone who actually believes in witchcraft in this day and age?)<br /><br />Note also that he doesn't deny the fallacies I accuse Chick of performing.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-44688497979010209152006-12-31T10:17:00.000-06:002006-12-31T10:17:00.000-06:00Ah, the old argumentum ad ridiculum...make fun of ...<i>Ah, the old argumentum ad ridiculum...make fun of them until they shut up!<br /><br />Always a last ditch effort, but often effective.<br /><br />Next stop: Gulags, brainwashing camps, and "re-eduction" into atheist materialims.</i><br /><br />Ah, the old argumentum ad "make stuff up."<br /><br />Besides, what's wrong about ridiculing people for already being ridiculous? Don't you know who Jack Chick is?<br /><br />I wouldn't wish the gulag or "reeducation" on anyone: Stalin did that to a lot of people for believing in evolution.<br /><br />Lot of the Religious Wrong, however, are big into turning our public schools into first-time indoctrination places with unethical and immoral government endorsements of religion.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-5682516917487857582006-12-31T05:04:00.000-06:002006-12-31T05:04:00.000-06:00Ah, the old argumentum ad ridiculum...make fun of ...Ah, the old argumentum ad ridiculum...make fun of them until they shut up!<br /><br />Always a last ditch effort, but often effective.<br /><br />Next stop: Gulags, brainwashing camps, and "re-eduction" into atheist materialims.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1164474370136533562006-11-25T11:06:00.000-06:002006-11-25T11:06:00.000-06:00You're right about Jack Chick! He's an idiot! He t...You're right about Jack Chick! He's an idiot! He thinks he's doing the so-called 'work of God', but since when is D&D evil? It's not evil at all! In fact, I heard it encourages reading. I've also heard it can help Math skills!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1162979942241765632006-11-08T03:59:00.000-06:002006-11-08T03:59:00.000-06:00Nice work, bronze dog. Let me know if you're ever...Nice work, bronze dog. Let me know if you're ever in Vienna, and I'll treat you to a (non-alcoholic) beverage of your choice. Cheers, zilchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1146578723973153752006-05-02T09:05:00.000-05:002006-05-02T09:05:00.000-05:00While everyone's talking about it, check out www.g...While everyone's talking about it, check out <BR/>www.geocities.com/xiansamongus<BR/>More Chick parodies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143758949568691882006-03-30T16:49:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:49:00.000-06:00I'd just like to take a moment to thank everyone f...I'd just like to take a moment to thank everyone for all your support and compliments.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad I've helped spread smiles, laughs, chuckles, giggles, and titters over the world.<BR/><BR/>Think I should see if I can check my site traffic to see just how much of the world got those various lip positions and diaphram spasms thanks to me. Anyone know how I can do that?Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143721773876584492006-03-30T06:29:00.000-06:002006-03-30T06:29:00.000-06:00Ahh, just beautiful :)I was accosted in the street...Ahh, just beautiful :)<BR/><BR/>I was accosted in the street by a pair of Christians who, on learning I'm a Witch, promptly told me I've got a one-way ticket to Hell.<BR/><BR/>It's parodies like this that make me continue to smile despite the fear and dread about fundamentalism that wraps around my heart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143674164946386552006-03-29T17:16:00.000-06:002006-03-29T17:16:00.000-06:00It's even more funny when you read the original. *...It's even more funny when you read the original. *wipes away tears of laughter*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143606759241888672006-03-28T22:32:00.000-06:002006-03-28T22:32:00.000-06:00Well edited Bronze Dog, well edited indeed. IMHO t...Well edited Bronze Dog, well edited indeed. IMHO this is right up there with many of the best Jack Chick tract destructions such as Cthulhu and the other DnD style one.JM O'Donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15032069850016819535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143587137265363552006-03-28T17:05:00.000-06:002006-03-28T17:05:00.000-06:00It's good to know that the original version of Who...It's good to know that the original version of <I><B>Who Will be Eaten First?</B></I> is still lurking in the darker, festering recesses of the Internet. In addition, I did my part to help preserve <I><B>WWBEF?</B></I> in some way, shape, or form: I re-drew the thing in its entirety, and (with the original creator's permission) posted the re-drawn version as part of my netzine, <I><B>TSAT</B>.</I> Those who are interested can check it out for themselves:<BR/><BR/>http://tsat.transform.to/i.34/cmc.34.mr.html -- main site<BR/>http://tsat.xepher.net/i.34/cmc.34.mr.html -- mirror siteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143583855501605312006-03-28T16:10:00.000-06:002006-03-28T16:10:00.000-06:00Pastor Maker's link for easy clicking.I'll be sure...<A HREF="http://x11.putfile.com/3/8615554629.jpg" REL="nofollow">Pastor Maker's link for easy clicking</A>.<BR/><BR/>I'll be sure to read it when I'm not surrounded by potentially thin-skinned individuals.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143583276449719982006-03-28T16:01:00.000-06:002006-03-28T16:01:00.000-06:00Sorry...you'll have to copy and paste the address....Sorry...you'll have to copy and paste the address...<BR/>http://x11.putfile.com/3/8615554629.jpgBurning2sharehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02847799227419220881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143583182681095862006-03-28T15:59:00.000-06:002006-03-28T15:59:00.000-06:00Ha! Found it! Here's a link to the best Jack Chick...Ha! Found it! Here's a link to the best Jack Chick parody ...ever!<BR/>http://x11.putfile.com/3/8615554629.jpgBurning2sharehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02847799227419220881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143581715454478522006-03-28T15:35:00.000-06:002006-03-28T15:35:00.000-06:00Yes, it was a great Jack Chick parody, but unlike ...Yes, it was a great Jack Chick parody, but unlike "anonymous", I can't vote for this as the best Jack Chick parody ever. That honor undoubtedly belongs to the infamous "Lovecraft/Cthulu missionary" parody that is still floating around on the web...somewhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143580003522286772006-03-28T15:06:00.000-06:002006-03-28T15:06:00.000-06:00I'm now counting on them to appear at other places...I'm now counting on them to appear at other places. I think it'd be nice to be an Internet meme.<BR/><BR/>I think that tonight, I should email the ACLU or something.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143579116131028182006-03-28T14:51:00.000-06:002006-03-28T14:51:00.000-06:00Excellent. After reading the original, it's even ...Excellent. After reading the original, it's even funnier! I've archived your images...if you have to take them down, I hope it's all right with you if they start appearing in other places online.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143576658381197712006-03-28T14:10:00.000-06:002006-03-28T14:10:00.000-06:00A similar situation arose with a Cthulhu parody of...A similar situation arose with a Cthulhu parody of a <A HREF="http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp" REL="nofollow">Chick Tract</A>. The result there was that they <A HREF="http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/" REL="nofollow">pulled </A> the cartoon. Fortunately, thanks to the wonders of search engine caches, the work was <A HREF="http://www.skepticrant.com/godornot/permalink.asp?GodID=32" REL="nofollow">saved</A>.LBBPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489069649700724120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143576554645733722006-03-28T14:09:00.000-06:002006-03-28T14:09:00.000-06:00Can we make a movie of this? Starring Marg Hellgen...Can we make a movie of this? Starring Marg Hellgenberger, I mean, Helgenberger.kholstomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08697435347813084443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143574312045185762006-03-28T13:31:00.000-06:002006-03-28T13:31:00.000-06:00Not only would ACLU help in the case of Parody, bu...Not only would ACLU help in the case of Parody, but one of my favorite groups, http://www.cbldf.org/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1143572152195338872006-03-28T12:55:00.000-06:002006-03-28T12:55:00.000-06:00You are likely protected by parody:http://www.aclu...You are likely protected by parody:<BR/><BR/>http://www.aclu.org/lgbt/discrim/24716res20060322.html<BR/><BR/>Contact the ACLU if you are hassled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com