tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post1988929326985691806..comments2024-01-25T13:46:11.967-06:00Comments on The Bronze Blog: 9# !fooWRyan Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750814560493466382noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-8367416782882349682008-07-19T20:00:00.000-05:002008-07-19T20:00:00.000-05:00Sure, but I've been around since old school. XD wh...Sure, but I've been around since old school. XD when I was a 3 year old kid I had a working NES (a 3 year old beating a game that's Nintendo Hard? Impossible! yet it was done), and I still have my SNES around somewhere. I should play Link to the Past again sometime.... probably my favorite LoZ game.<BR/>(Addy means address? I'm not too familiar with net lingo. If so, just click the About Me thing on my blog; it's listed somewhere on my profile)King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-16370004387057038202008-07-19T19:11:00.000-05:002008-07-19T19:11:00.000-05:00Want to send me an email addy so I can invite you ...Want to send me an email addy so I can invite you to GDL if you're so smart? (Could use a younger person reading. Most people I know have been around since old school.)Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-23412532413673699892008-07-19T18:59:00.000-05:002008-07-19T18:59:00.000-05:00It's entirely possible, but unrelated.It's entirely possible, but unrelated.King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-78115703977852221242008-07-19T17:56:00.000-05:002008-07-19T17:56:00.000-05:00You think you're so smart, don't you?You think you're so smart, don't you?Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-53419830534218303232008-07-19T17:10:00.000-05:002008-07-19T17:10:00.000-05:00But Black Mage has really crappy aim (he missed a ...But Black Mage has really crappy aim (he missed a fucking VOLCANO!), did he actually hit? Oh, and Hadoken only does 6d10 damage at the 10th level of the prestige class(see Twinking Out 20), so it probably wouldn't one shot him.King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-16285123791172619202008-07-19T13:27:00.000-05:002008-07-19T13:27:00.000-05:00So he shaves the top of his head and chants Latin ...So he shaves the top of his head and chants Latin <I>really</I> well. What do you expect him to do? Hadouken to the face in response. Divorce rates go up again. I hope you're happy.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-68945279504687243222008-07-19T13:16:00.000-05:002008-07-19T13:16:00.000-05:00Level 20 monk versus the cast of 8-bit Theater. Wh...Level 20 monk versus the cast of 8-bit Theater. Who wins?King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-7747493615374051372008-07-19T11:32:00.000-05:002008-07-19T11:32:00.000-05:00Since I haven't watched The Office, I'm going to n...Since I haven't watched The Office, I'm going to need you to come in on a Saturday and show me. Yyyyyeah...Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-47575288014263423192008-07-19T11:24:00.000-05:002008-07-19T11:24:00.000-05:00How about this: Who would in win in a fight betwe...How about this: Who would in win in a fight between Michael Scott from The Office (US Version) and pre-hologram Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf? Or even Michael Scott and David Brent (The Office, UK Version)?Dikkiihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07897381809885423712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-87130130933518227372008-07-17T20:47:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:47:00.000-05:00So... eventually? maybe?So... eventually? maybe?King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-25798409744994764702008-07-17T20:45:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:45:00.000-05:00Right after Strong Bad publishes his book on incre...Right after Strong Bad publishes his book on increasing your typing speed with boxing gloves.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-25703930590151487502008-07-17T20:42:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:42:00.000-05:00Does this mean the Catholics will shut up about th...Does this mean the Catholics will shut up about their cracker?King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-88693994413858806672008-07-17T20:39:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:39:00.000-05:00No argument, here.No argument, here.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-80123525890799516942008-07-17T20:38:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:38:00.000-05:00Eh, God was a dick anyway.Eh, God was a dick anyway.King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-74431112309120925932008-07-17T20:35:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:35:00.000-05:00Oh my Kenny, he killed God!You bastard!Oh my Kenny, he killed God!<BR/><BR/>You bastard!Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-62516749884938115912008-07-17T20:32:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:32:00.000-05:00Now, Peaches, I condemn you to.... FORCE CHOKE! *s...Now, Peaches, I condemn you to.... FORCE CHOKE! *starts force choking Peaches*King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-91221487427879854052008-07-17T20:20:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:20:00.000-05:00*Grumble* Dang thing about God being a DM-controll...*Grumble* Dang thing about God being a DM-controlled NPC.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-8013013845689352412008-07-17T20:19:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:19:00.000-05:00Also, "everything I've ever loved" is immune to de...Also, "everything I've ever loved" is immune to death effects anyway.King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-13248516777646813372008-07-17T20:18:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:18:00.000-05:00As DM, I get a +9999999999999999999999999999999999...As DM, I get a +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to my save and I rolled a natural 20 using my DM screen cheating. I save!King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-1730979078690521832008-07-17T20:07:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:07:00.000-05:00Yes, but Peaches accounted for your short temper. ...Yes, but Peaches accounted for your short temper. Roll your save versus everything you've ever loved dying.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-27790076866228794422008-07-17T20:04:00.000-05:002008-07-17T20:04:00.000-05:00*swings at the chessboard with the sword* Is 18 da...*swings at the chessboard with the sword* Is 18 damage enough to sunder the chessboard?King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-41821089215100402392008-07-17T19:57:00.000-05:002008-07-17T19:57:00.000-05:00Yes. Peaches is the Chessmaster. And he's evil as ...Yes. Peaches is the Chessmaster. And he's evil as most Chessmasters go.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-57401369638095868602008-07-17T19:46:00.000-05:002008-07-17T19:46:00.000-05:00I now have a post about said sword and the special...I now have <A HREF="http://ferretcage.blogspot.com/2008/07/dnd-special-materials.html" REL="nofollow">a post</A> about said sword and the special material which it hilt happens to be made of (I so made up the longest description of a special materials effect ever!); at the end I plug you, BD!King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-50152984867677758732008-07-17T18:09:00.000-05:002008-07-17T18:09:00.000-05:00Is Peaches The Chessmaster? (I'd provide a TV trop...Is Peaches The Chessmaster? (I'd provide a TV tropes link, but it's not working apparently...)King of Ferretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893294460892136598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-21632217783143159592008-07-17T17:41:00.000-05:002008-07-17T17:41:00.000-05:00I don't know, but it apparently involved steepling...I don't know, but it apparently involved steepling his hands and playing with an eeeee-ville chess set.Bronze Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10938257296504189967noreply@blogger.com