tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post3042590918158395018..comments2024-01-25T13:46:11.967-06:00Comments on The Bronze Blog: Doggerel #86: "Crystal"Ryan Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14750814560493466382noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-77164164812373418662007-11-19T07:58:00.000-06:002007-11-19T07:58:00.000-06:00The only "benefit" that crystals have is that they...The only "benefit" that crystals have is that they're pretty and shiny. Ooh, shinies.Laser Potatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16143657204385385380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-12300313338150334652007-05-21T09:48:00.000-05:002007-05-21T09:48:00.000-05:00The real magic is to take the brown goo from a rea...The real magic is to take the brown goo from a reaction, heat it with some organic solvent, then watch as white crystals of pure product drop out. Real science is so much better than woo. I am also content to trace my family to Jamestown, and not back to ancient Egypt when I was Pharoh.Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11730789079821657677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-67044867174002560572007-05-21T08:43:00.000-05:002007-05-21T08:43:00.000-05:00Crystals. Harder to believe than homeopathy. I c...Crystals. Harder to believe than homeopathy. I can't believe anything is harder to believe than homeopathy.Dikkiihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07897381809885423712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-34096079557314085842007-05-21T07:37:00.000-05:002007-05-21T07:37:00.000-05:00Oh boy. Back in the days when I used to travel aro...Oh boy. Back in the days when I used to travel around the country to see the the Grateful Dead this was one thing that used to crack me up. All those pseudo hippies LOVE the crystals. They wave them around with their burning sage when doing anything. Starting the car - crystal, making grilled cheese - cristal, smokin' a bowl - crystal.Rev. BigDumbChimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04375916659207181335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13030925.post-71969597236044394162007-05-21T01:50:00.000-05:002007-05-21T01:50:00.000-05:00It's always been hard for me to believe that somet...It's always been hard for me to believe that something a 6-year-old can grow in a bowl of water has such amazing magical and medical capabilities.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06661441668625677468noreply@blogger.com