Sunday, November 20, 2011

Funny Thought

1. According to the Justice League cartoon, Nth metal is an isotope of iron with an atomic weight of 676.

2. According to the Bible, god can be fought off by iron chariots.

So, just how badly would an Nth metal chariot mess up god?

3 comments:

Snoof said...

Considering a mace is enough to hurt Cthulhu, I expect a full-sized chariot to flatten the bugger.

Dark Jaguar said...

A mace in the hand of a DC alien, who all seem to have super strength. It sucks to be human, but somehow Earth is the most important planet in the universe.

So, we can put Yahweh right there with fairies, leprechauns, and Celtic gods like Oberon? I guess it would be good to know when they make a cheesy 90's horror movie based on him wanting... I dunno... his gold back or something. Heh, Yahweh Back 2 Da Hood.

Captain Mike said...

I was under the impression that Nth metal was particularly suited to bashing magic over the head, so presumably an Nth metal chariot could take any deity to the cleaners.

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure the DC canon explanation for the invention of Nth metal goes something like this:

Hawk-Person: We Thanagarians are rational atheists who don't believe in magic or the supernatural. Annoyingly, those things exist. Let's forge a new kind of metal so we can smack them one.