Creation Science Textbook

Chapter I: All Things Through Him

Q: Insert any who, what, why, when, or how question relating to science.

A: Goddidit.

*If an evil Satanic Nazi Darwinistic skeptical atheist asks how you know this, point them to the proper verse in the Holy Bible.

*If the evil Satanic Nazi Darwinistic skeptical atheist attempts to point out historical/scientific inaccuracies:

-Laugh, then inform them they are not interpreting the verse/chapter correctly.
-Tell them you will pray for them.