Monday, September 19, 2005

My Chat with Almighty God

God is for Suckers is fast becoming a favorite blog.

I found a way to talk with God on their site. Here's our conversation:

Me:
What’s up Dude?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Why are you on the internet and not doing good, like cleaning up your Katrina mess?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed you for internet or cleaning up your Katrina mess
God:
That’s good information: said I programmed you for internet or cleaning up your Katrina mess.
Me:
Why is God confused?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
You dont.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I dont.
Me:
Talking to you is just like talking to Christians
God:
What do they say?
Me:
Thanks for the information: read the Bible
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.


Almost frightening how accurate the chat bot is. Post your conversations in the comments section. Mbains, I especially await your talks with the Almighty.

4 comments:

MichaelBains said...

Holy Bread Sticks Rockstar! I actually had an electo-convo with his Noodly Majesty!

Thanks for the tip!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps one day a time portal will open up to the past and a computer will get sucked into it (with the cables still going through the portal to the future so that internet and power can be recieved) and some ancient guy finds it and has a chat with the god thing and writes the bible based on what the chatbot says. It would explain why the bible makes so little sense, but there is that whole problem with how the old guy would know english and how to use a keyboard, or the internet, or a chatbox, among other things... hmm...

Anonymous said...

*chatbot

PlatinumKate said...

Me:
I need money
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
so I can pay my rent, you made my room mate die
God:
Dude! Oh you can, can you?
Me:
has god had a few too many bong hits today?
God:
Ah. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
hahah funny, old room mate was like that too, total burnout
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
so when do things start getting better for me?
God:
Give me a break. Not in our lifetime.
Me:
well, thanks for the insight, guess I will go find me a bridge. See you soon!
God:
How about that. It was nothing. Thanks for chatting, .