Tuesday, May 19, 2009

21# !fooW

Well, managed to get myself annoyed at some Creationists, and Jenny McFrankenstein's altie ways ended up pushing my anger to foamy levels. I've calmed down some thanks to my brother sending over a bit of music I was impressed by, but I think it's time again for !fooW.

For those unfamiliar with the series: Ask me a question, and chances are you'll get a silly answer.

38 comments:

blakyoshi7 said...

Who put the sham in the shamalammadingdong?

Bronze Dog said...

That really loud Oxy-Clean guy. Sham-WOW!

King of Ferrets said...

Ninjas?

Bronze Dog said...

Ninjas = Very yes.

Valhar2000 said...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Bronze Dog said...

No, stop!Now I need a kunai.

King of Ferrets said...

Pirates?

Bronze Dog said...

Pirates?! DRM! DMCA! Copy Protection! We can't let them download 15 year old cartridge games that can only be bought in run down niche shops!

King of Ferrets said...

How about massive 'splosions?

Bronze Dog said...

How about your head?!

King of Ferrets said...

Dragons?

Bronze Dog said...

In the dungeon. Down the stairs, third door to the right.

King of Ferrets said...

Whose line is it, anyway?

Bronze Dog said...

Not yours. Now get back and shuffle around in the background, you extra!

King of Ferrets said...

Why am I supposed to be shuffling? Am I a zombie?

Bronze Dog said...

You're playing a children's card game.

King of Ferrets said...

Am I doing it in hell, or is that my mother?

Bronze Dog said...

Ask Super Mario Bros. 3.

King of Ferrets said...

If I ever become a celebrity, what will I name my kid?

Bronze Dog said...

Definitely something that'll get him or her beaten up. And we know you'll be a celebrity given how much attention hogging you're doing in this thread.

King of Ferrets said...

Trying to go for a record-length !fooW.

If a^2+b^2=c^2, banana>pie, there is a zombie apocalypse, and I'm under attack by rabid badgers, which way should I run from the incoming velociraptors?

MWchase said...

That sounded like a challenge.

That said, I actually lack the energy right for my usual hyperactive obsessive "COMEONLOOKATMYPOSTLOOKATMYPOST" behavior. (Speaking of, First Circle has some new posts up.)

Anyway, if your life were a contrived word problem, what mathematical concept would it be about?

Bronze Dog said...

http://www.mbeckler.org/velociraptors/velociraptors.html

King of Ferrets said...

But what about the badgers?

Bronze Dog said...

Mushroom, mushroom!

King of Ferrets said...

Should I name my new quarterstaff Sticky McStick, Teddy (it's a big stick), or The Staff of Ferrety Awesome?

Bronze Dog said...

Don't name it until you get the remaining 75% of it.

King of Ferrets said...

But I have 0% so far, since someone else is making it for me, what happened to the missing 25%?

Bronze Dog said...

Wait, I thought you said you had 1/4 of a staff, but you've only got the prospect of any staff at all?

King of Ferrets said...

...I do believe I get the joke now. XD

A) Ninjas.
B) Pirates.
C) Zombies.
D) Robots.
E) T-rexes.
F) Dragons.
G) All of the above.

King of Ferrets said...

Ooops, forgot to add the question.

Which is awesomest?

While I'm at it, I'm adding H) Allosaurus.

Bronze Dog said...

All of the above is a gamble: Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is bad. And dumb.

Stogoe said...

What would happen if you put a Weighted Companion Cube in a Portable Hole, then folded it up and stashed it in a Bag of Holding?

Bronze Dog said...

Someone hasn't been looking at the portal gun's schematics.

King of Ferrets said...

Rocket-powered simian cyborgs with uzis on unicycles vs mutant Zombie John Wilkes Lincolns armed with Febreeze riding undead My Little Ponies. Who wins?

Bronze Dog said...

You need medication.

King of Ferrets said...

Give me some credit, I didn't have that insane idea out of nowhere. It took at least 20 minutes to figure out something that ridiculous. Figure if it takes me that long, I probably don't count as crazy.

MWchase said...

Do what I do, and get really sleepy.

Or just be me, in my "That would be a good idea" moods.

("A racing game where the players ride giant housecats! Brilliant!")