Monday, August 24, 2009

Pointless Question #66

Hey, you over there, yes, you, the person from the fantasy/dungeonpunk/laser blade space opera over there! What precisely is it about your sword that makes it so cool?

13 comments:

King of Ferrets said...

It's a laser chainsword that's on fire and turns people into zombies for no particular reason. What about it isn't awesome?

Joshua said...

It's sharp, and it cuts things.

Tom Foss said...

It's so sharp you can hear it.

djfav said...

It's so cool the sight of it will make you shit bricks.

Q said...

It's hollow and plays like a flute.

djfav said...

Like this.

Infophile said...

It's a fish! I mean, It's an expired firecracker jammed onto a sword hilt! No wait, it's a hilt jammed onto a sword-in-a-stone (much simpler than actually pulling it out of the stone. Plus, two hilts are better than one)!

One day I'll get my hands on my master's sword, the shish-ke-bob.

James K said...

It was given to me by some moistened bint?

Dark Jaguar said...

What is it with you sword guys and having to talk about how cool your sword is?

Akusai said...

It's a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Jacqueline said...

My greatsword, called Rationality, can chop a creationist in half with a single swift slice,watch! Swissssh chop thunk! Thunk!

Dweller in Darkness said...

My favourite sward was a blade possessed by the spirit of a chef with a particular hatred of goblins. Great weapon, fantastically powerful at higher levels. Always had one major drawback. Any time you confirmed a critical and that critical was enough to reduce someone to negative hp, you spent the next round butchering your enemy unless you managed to wrest control away from the spirit.

Laser Potato said...

It's alive. No seriously; it's a living, setinent organism.