MarkCC did this, and now, so will I, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Accent: Not very Texan.
Booze: He's a minor character in Return to Zork, except his name is spelled "Boos."
Chore I hate: Laundry. Good thing I'm naked.
Dog or Cat: It's a surprise. I'll leave it up to you to guess if I'm being sarcastic or not. The previous sentence may or may not be intended to trip you up.
Essential Electronics: My PSP, my laptop, WAKE boosters, and well, just about everything occupying one wall of my room.
Favorite Cologne: They all destroy my sense of smell.
Gold or Silver: They're both so last millennium.
Hometown: Texas. I won't get more specific than that. I don't want antivaxxers sticking a giant flaming syringe in my yard or anything like that.
Insomnia: A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
Job title: Copper Alloy Canid.
Kids: With just salt & pepper. Potato wedges on the side. Medium Dr Pepper. I don't need ketchup.
Living arragements: A very small house with a garbage can full of bad ideas.
Most admirable traits: This entry intentionally left blank as an exercise for the reader.
Not going to cop to: This entry intentionally left blank as I have no idea what it's supposed to mean, especially after reading George Carlin's take on the common misuse of "cop out."
Overnight hospital stays: Almost got to be a titanium superhero. Had to settle for stainless steel.
Phobias: Turning green.
Quote: "The significance of a tale is inversely proportional to its sound and fury." -- Me, mathematically butchering Shakespeare.
Religion: I prefer arcane spellcasters.
Siblings: One brother. He's a man. Made of straw. Known as "strawman". No relation to StrawDog. Look for him in Mega Man 10. No, not Mega Man X.
Time I wake up: Around 5am. Then I get up an hour later.
Unusual talent or skill: Able to buy videogames and never get around to playing them.
Vegetable I love: Potato wedges. Kids, with just salt & pepper. Potato wedges on the side. Medium Dr Pepper. I don't need ketchup.
Worst habit: Can't I just tell you tomorrow?
X-rays: To prepare me for my almost-titanium superheroness.
Yummy foods I make: Those little cookie cube things that you stick in the oven.
Zodiac sign: Bump.