Monday, November 20, 2006

!fooW

I'm in a strange mood at the moment. Ask me anything in the comments. There's a very likely chance that you'll get a silly answer.

22 comments:

Axenos said...

If all things are created equal, then why did they invent math?

Infophile said...

How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?

Bronze Dog said...

If all things are created equal, then why did they invent math?

To convince people that $150 designer jeans are worth it.

How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?

They don't so much dance as stomp on the four arrows with correct timing.

Anonymous said...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Bronze Dog said...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

1. They got sick of all the S's in brassiereses, so they just got rid of them all.

2. It's a holdover from the olden days when women were considered naked for wearing less than 342 layers.

bourgeois_rage said...

How much woo could a woowoo woo if a woo could woo woo?

Bronze Dog said...

How much woo could a woowoo woo if a woo could woo woo?

Since woos can woo woos as if the fate of the world depended on it, I'd have to say... a lot.

Infophile said...

How many logical fallacies does it take to convince a lightbulb it doesn't need to be replaced?

Bronze Dog said...

How many logical fallacies does it take to convince a lightbulb it doesn't need to be replaced?

Begging the question: First, you have to establish that the lightbulb needs to be replaced before we discuss how many logical fallacies it takes.

wahrheit said...

Finally, I don't get an error message anymore and can declare me the winner of this thing.

Bronze Dog said...

Who is a non-winner in The Last Person to Post in This Thread Wins?

I'll take potpourri for $500, Xela.

Anonymous said...

Can Derrida be deconstructed?

Bronze Dog said...

Can Derrida be deconstructed?

Yes. You'll need a really big hammer, though.

austinatheist said...

What is an example of a question and answer where the question is one of the best we could ask?

Bronze Dog said...

What is an example of a question and answer where the question is one of the best we could ask?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A great big fish.

austinatheist said...

Perhaps I should be a bit more formal.

(Q) What is an example of a question and answer where the question is one of the best we could ask?

I was going for something along the lines of:

(A) The question Q and this answer A.

Of course, that answer isn't as satisfying a great big fish.

Bronze Dog said...

What is a question that presumes I'll give a serious answer?

I'll take the Whoopi Goldberg for the block.

austinatheist said...

Damn you!

Akusai said...

Okay, BD, where the hell has Skeptico been for the last few weeks?

Bronze Dog said...

Okay, BD, where the hell has Skeptico been for the last few weeks?

He took a vacation and shouldn't have made that left turn at Albaqur- Albacur-... That place where Bugs Bunny always makes that same wrong turn.

Akusai said...

Poor Skep. He and Daffy are probably involved in a knock-down drag-out with a giant Yeti as we speak. Maybe he'll come back with a newfound appreciation for cryptozoology...

Infophile said...

A yeti on this continent? Methinks Skeptico will win this fight; all he has to do is explain to the yeti that he can't exist over here.

Daffy Duck on the other hand...