Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Conversation of the Time Being

Between Matt the Heathen and iGod:

Me:
where is the evidence?
God:
The evidence? Where is it?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
where the evidence is
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
about the evidence
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the evidence.
Me:
so
God:
Give me a break.

Posted by: Matt the heathen | February 20, 2007 11:21 AM

Seems the Discovery Institute was made in his image.

9 comments:

GreedyAlgorithm said...

My conversation with God, in which I fail to learn whether or not Satan is a robot but God gets the last word: transcript

AustinAtheist said...

I simply must have a chat with God later this evening. I'll send along a link once I finished with Him.

Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

Go thinks I'm Pee Wee Herman.

Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

that is of course god. Not go. Well maybe Go thinks I'm pee wee herman too I really don't know either of them so who can say.

Paul said...

Oh, that's freaking hilarious!

Rockstar Ryan said...

I did this about a year and a half ago. Back in my "mean young skeptic" years.

Brendan said...

Based on my short conversation, it would seem Eris is the "Allmighty" Lord:
Me:
You aren't making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.

AustinAtheist said...

God and I just got done playing 20 questions.

GreedyAlgorithm said...

Me:
A/S/L?
God:
5/Robot/California.