Saturday, July 14, 2007

5# !fooW

It's that time again. Got foamy thanks to a hit-and-run altie troll. Hopefully the fact that the troll said he wouldn't be back is evidence that he will. But enough about the possibility of me acting out my thing for berserkers. I need to cool down before my chakra goes red, my blood type goes blue, and my skin goes green.

So here's how it goes: Ask me a question, and chances are you'll get a silly answer. If you don't know what to ask, try coming up with a "Who would win in a fight between..." question.

13 comments:

Akusai said...

Who would win in a fight between a young Obi-Wan Kenobi and your mom?

Bronze Dog said...

Since their conflict wouldn't come down to lightsabers, my mom: No jedi mind trick could get her off the task of giving him a piece of her mind.

evil bender said...

Who would win in a fight between Moses and Hitler? And, if necessary, who would win in the second fight, "Moses vs Hitler II: This Time it's Personal"?

Bronze Dog said...

Moses would sneak attack Hitler like he did someone else in Ex. 2:12. Hitler would manage to escape like in that show I didn't pay attention to earlier today and declare his survival to be divine providence.

In the sequel, they'd make everything cheesy and inconsistent to make sure that Moses won, since he's more popular... Or would they? Hitler's decayed hand bursts from the grave with a hunger for brains.

Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

I missed the troll. Point me!


I've got a few of my own right now, as you know.

They're fun to play with but eventually get tiresome.

Akusai said...

Okay, my first question again except this time it did come down to lightsabers.

Bronze Dog said...

Point me!

Here.

Okay, my first question again except this time it did come down to lightsabers.

What have you got against my mom?

Maronan said...

Who would win in a fight between Egnor and Homsar? What about Cheney and Hitler? (Assuming, of course, that each of those pairs actually represents two seperate people.)

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Why is it that the mostly sane Bronze Blog can be found at rockstarramblings.blogspot.com and bronzeblog.blogspot.com leads to a blog of the whacky wingnut persuasion?

Bronze Dog said...

Who would win in a fight between Egnor and Homsar?

Homsar does some creative levitation to escape Egnor's attacks. He splits into multiple selves as Egnor splits into himself in Chopra. The Homsars sing a song of Pennzoil and the blond guy does a tiny, tiny dance.

What about Cheney and Hitler?

They don't fight each other on purpose, but Cheney accidentally shoots Hitler during a hunting trip.

Why is it that the mostly sane Bronze Blog can be found at rockstarramblings.blogspot.com and bronzeblog.blogspot.com leads to a blog of the whacky wingnut persuasion?

The short answer is time travel designed to delay the production of R-Type Final. The consequences of that one act should be obvious.

JamesR9 said...

Do you mean this R-type? What about this one?

Also, who would win in a fight between you and PZ Myers? What about between you and RockStar Ryan? What about a four-way fight between you, Naruto, Bugs Bunney and Strong Bad? If you had one of them on your side which one would you pick?

Bronze Dog said...

Do you mean this R-type? What about this one?

Yes and yes, only more space flying and high powered energy weapons.

Also, who would win in a fight between you and PZ Myers?

He'd win, tentacles down, if we got in the water. On land, I'd have to have several rematches, changing configurations each time to find whichever works best.

What about between you and RockStar Ryan?

He'd probably have greater moshpit experience so he'd have an advantage in a crowded locale. But being a metallic canine, I'd have more super power potential unless he does like that Guitar Hero meteor-smashing commercial.

What about a four-way fight between you, Naruto, Bugs Bunney and Strong Bad?

Strong Bad and Bugs Bunny start out equally matched, but SB eventually falls for some standard cartoon gag. Naruto conjures a bunch of shadow clones who fall for cartoon gags but eventually win through sheer volume and determination. Meanwhile I hide and set up multiple levels of miscellaneous traps and trickery and try fighting Naruto while keeping him distracted from multiple angles. Things got fuzzy and probably not very funny at that point.

If you had one of them on your side which one would you pick?

For brute force approach, Naruto.

For a stealth/tricky approach, Bugs.

For a contest to see who can get the most ladies, SB, since he'll make me look good in comparison while Naruto and Bugs cross-dress / sexy jutsu themselves into embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

Who will win?
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-117294024890.b.jpg

Bronze Dog said...

Black cat, because we all know it will cause Murphy's Law to apply to whatever the white cat's heroes do.