Formerly Known as Rockstars' Ramblings
It's all about the high drama. It's kind of hard to jam your magic nunchucks into a stone block deep in the forest, and rather comical when the chosen one pulls them out.
Because swords are sharp and pointy.
"The sword is my penis."
Well... Excalibur.There's Vampire Killer though, that whip? That's the weapon that Dracula hates. Well, it's not really sealed in a forest temple or anything, but it's still pretty close to the thing.
I'd like to see a dramatic submachine gun, meself!
Slingshots just aren't as impressive.
I think you're being more than a little unfair, don't you? I mean, sometimes it's a dagger.
Because nothing weakens evil's resolve like audible sharpness.
No-one ever recognises how neat spears and polearms are.Well, except for that appendix (and the article in The Dragon, before the appendix) detailing Gary's fetish for the things... still, they don't get nearly enough respect.
Polearms!!!I can see it now-- The Bohemian Earspoon of Shannara!
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