Formerly Known as Rockstars' Ramblings
Well, then, to quote Mack Daddy Jay...*ahem*Fuck fuck fuckMother mother fuckMother mother fuck fuckMother fuck mother fuckNoich noich noichOne, twoOne, two, three, fourNoich noich noichSmokin' weed, smokin' weedDoin' coke, drinkin' beersDrinkin' beers, beers beersRollin' fatties, smokin' bluntsWho smokes the blunts? We smoke the bluntsRollin' blunts and smokin'...Fifteen bucks, little manPut that shit in my handIf that money doesn't showThen you owe me owe me oweMy Jungle Love, yeahO e o e oI think I wanna know ya know ya
Now that's poetry
This is a song...for the ladies,But fellas, listen closely:You don't always have to fuck her hard;In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.Sometime you've got to make some loveAnd fuckin' give her some smooches too.Sometimes you got to squeeze,Sometimes you got to say please,And sometime you got to say, "Hey, I'm gonna fuck you...softly.I'm'onna screw you gently.I'm'onna hump you sweetly.I'm'onna ball you discreetly!And then you say, "Hey, I brought you flowers."And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally,"I think I've got somethin' in my teeth,"Could you get it out for me?"That's fuckin' teamwork!"What's your favorite posish?"That's cool with me; it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you."What's your favorite dish? "I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar!"And then I'm'onna love you completely,And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly,And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard!Ha-a-ard.Courtesy of the D.
People, there are children reading this drivel! Like me! =P
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