This is a song...for the ladies, But fellas, listen closely:
You don't always have to fuck her hard; In fact, sometimes that's not right to do. Sometime you've got to make some love And fuckin' give her some smooches too. Sometimes you got to squeeze, Sometimes you got to say please, And sometime you got to say, "Hey, I'm gonna fuck you...softly. I'm'onna screw you gently. I'm'onna hump you sweetly. I'm'onna ball you discreetly!
And then you say, "Hey, I brought you flowers." And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally, "I think I've got somethin' in my teeth, "Could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' teamwork!
"What's your favorite posish? "That's cool with me; it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you. "What's your favorite dish? "I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar!" And then I'm'onna love you completely, And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly, And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely, But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard! Ha-a-ard.
It's up at Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes.
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Well, then, to quote Mack Daddy Jay...
*ahem*
Fuck fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck
Noich noich noich
One, two
One, two, three, four
Noich noich noich
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me owe me owe
My Jungle Love, yeah
O e o e o
I think I wanna know ya know ya
Now that's poetry
This is a song...for the ladies,
But fellas, listen closely:
You don't always have to fuck her hard;
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometime you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometimes you got to say please,
And sometime you got to say, "Hey, I'm gonna fuck you...softly.
I'm'onna screw you gently.
I'm'onna hump you sweetly.
I'm'onna ball you discreetly!
And then you say, "Hey, I brought you flowers."
And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally,
"I think I've got somethin' in my teeth,
"Could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
"What's your favorite posish?
"That's cool with me; it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
"What's your favorite dish?
"I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar!"
And then I'm'onna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly,
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard!
Ha-a-ard.
Courtesy of the D.
People, there are children reading this drivel! Like me! =P
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