Dude, have you seen his fortress on Neptune? The only thing he needs to do is make sure the Neptunians don't bring in anyone naughty. Besides, he has rocket launchers. He can take out most people even if they do get to him.
Not robot Santa, the regular kind! The one that gets kidnapped all the time. "Hurry boys! The eggs are hatching!"
Secret of Mana was awesome like that. Santa found a mana seed and tried to use it to make everyone happy and accidentally turned himself into a monster, so you kicked his arse and kids get presents and yaaaay!
Every year, it seems like someone has it in for Santa. Why doesn't he get better security?
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Dude, have you seen his fortress on Neptune? The only thing he needs to do is make sure the Neptunians don't bring in anyone naughty. Besides, he has rocket launchers. He can take out most people even if they do get to him.
Oh, by the way, Santa deserves it if he gets done in!
Not robot Santa, the regular kind! The one that gets kidnapped all the time. "Hurry boys! The eggs are hatching!"
Secret of Mana was awesome like that. Santa found a mana seed and tried to use it to make everyone happy and accidentally turned himself into a monster, so you kicked his arse and kids get presents and yaaaay!
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