Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Pointless Question #44

Every year, it seems like someone has it in for Santa. Why doesn't he get better security?

3 comments:

King of Ferrets said...

Dude, have you seen his fortress on Neptune? The only thing he needs to do is make sure the Neptunians don't bring in anyone naughty. Besides, he has rocket launchers. He can take out most people even if they do get to him.

King of Ferrets said...

Oh, by the way, Santa deserves it if he gets done in!

Dark Jaguar said...

Not robot Santa, the regular kind! The one that gets kidnapped all the time. "Hurry boys! The eggs are hatching!"

Secret of Mana was awesome like that. Santa found a mana seed and tried to use it to make everyone happy and accidentally turned himself into a monster, so you kicked his arse and kids get presents and yaaaay!