Monday, October 19, 2009

Woo of The Moment: DNA Perfection

Going with Yakaru's suggestion from this thread for now, starting with just some stream-of-consciousness cursory roasting before I consider an in-depth dissection.

So, I give you: DNA Perfection.

Imagine if you woke up one morning and realized that you had dormant superhuman abilities that were waiting to be unleashed.

That once you activated these abilities, you could manifest anything you desired in your life, live a life without drama, create your ideal physical body, become immune to all dis-ease, and REVERSE the aging process.


Wow. The Secret meets comic book science. Bonus points for splitting "disease." I have a feeling I'm in for some staggering piles of bovine excrement.

Imagine if you realized that you could actually change your blueprint of life, your DNA, to enable you to expand your creative potential, provide access to your subconscious mind, and become intuitive, clairvoyant, and know instantly what your purpose is in life.


The first problem with this: You're already built. Changing a person's DNA wouldn't cause them to change like they do in Saturday morning superhero cartoons. Second, how exactly are you supposed to change all your DNA in the same way? There are a LOT of cells in the human body. Feel like I'm on a roller coaster at the top of the first big hill.

What exactly is DNA Activation?

Most people know that DNA is the 'blueprint of life' and is located in every cell of the body. In addition to each chromosome's 2 strand double helix of DNA, there are an additional 10 etheric strands of DNA available to each human, which have been dormant since the beginning of recorded history. Each additional strand possesses attributes that permit the individual to perform greater human accomplishments.


Wonderful. They have to invent a whole new realm of DNA that I predict they cannot record.

Scientists acknowledge that we currently only use 3% of our current 2 strand DNA. Thus we live in a society where people are sick, unhappy, stressed out, create wars, have difficulty experiencing love, and are totally disconnected with the universe.


Someone hasn't been paying attention: A lot of that DNA is space-holding "junk." By including long strings of gibberish, mutations are more likely to end up there than in critical genes.

Also, someone knows nothing of history: We've gotten our health system good enough that woos can feel entitled to health. We have people in first world countries dying of cancer and such because they're not busy dying of childhood illnesses or starvation.

As for all the other stuff, it reeks of genetic determinism. People are not programmed insects: Our strength is our plasticity. We can learn about the world and use that knowledge to our benefit. I have little reason to believe some ethereal DNA can prevent the powerful forces of culture from influencing humans.

Most people have to meditate for many years just to have a so-called 'mystical' experience, that's how disconnected we are now.


And none of them can show any meaningful benefit, awareness, or whatever for their trouble. I'd say it's more likely that there's nothing "mystical" to connect to.

Imagine activating 100% of your 2 strand DNA, PLUS 10 additional strands! You will go from using 10% of your brain to becoming a multi-dimensional being with psychic, telepathic, and manifestation abilities beyond anything you've ever dreamed of.


Ah, the old 10% of the brain myth, that originated as a misquote of Einstein.

Anyway, why haven't these people signed up for the JREF million, yet?

Plus, you will stop the aging process and actually start to rejuvenate to look and feel YOUNGER. This is the Original Divine Blueprint, what man USED to be.


I've heard that one before. From people whose photographs show them with hair that gets grayer over time and skin that gets more wrinkled.

It has been written that Jesus had 12 strands of DNA activated.


Where, and why should we believe it?

There have been children born throughout the history of humanity to raise the frequency of the planet that have more than 2 strands of DNA active - they are known as Indigo children. These are the incredibly intelligent, loving, and amazing children that are being mistakenly diagnosed as having A.D.D. because they are too smart to pay attention in class.


Oh, this crap. Oh, and being "smart" alone isn't that great without the focus. I'm on medication for adult ADHD, and wish I could have gotten started sooner. I may be happy with what I've got now, but it'd be nice if I could have stayed focused. Would have shaved off a couple years (and saved tuition money) in getting my head straight.

How can there be additional strands of DNA and what does this look like?

The portions of the DNA chain that science has presently identified as the "Double Helix", represent only the SURFACE portions of the chemical, elemental, and electrical components of the active DNA strands. Science has yet to identify the MULTIDIMENSIONAL spectra of DNA manifestation, and has yet to realize that within the structures of detectable DNA, there are levels of structure and function that direct the operations of the entire genetic blueprint, which are not currently detectable by the contemporary scientific method.


If science can't detect it, how can you know it's there?

The human DNA imprint will always appear from external analysis, as a 2 strand Double Helix configuration. But what is not understood, is that within the Double Helix there are, and will be progressively more, additional Double Helix strands, which fuse together and add their operational coding into the active DNA imprint. As science evolves into comprehension of the mult-dimensional spectrum, the understanding of the tree structure and function of DNA will progressively advance.


And once science develops a fairy detector, fairy research will advance. AKA Appeal to the future.

But one does not have to wait for science to catch up with a rapidly evolving humanity in order to begin advancing the functions of their DNA. Through the processes of bioregenesis, we are removing ancient blockages within the human anatomy that have been blocking natural DNA activation, and then we are restoring the Original Organic Imprint for Health, that is the birthright of our species. We are progressively reordering portions of the "junk DNA" and stimulating portions of the DNA into activation.


Let me know when you fix that error in primate vitamin C production. Of course, any change should be detectable: Take one sample before and another after. Let me know when you've won the JREF million for that, too.

Why is DNA Activation important right now and how does the Earth affect our DNA Activation level?

We are directly connected to the Earth and exist as part of the Earth. Like a baby that is in their mother’s womb, the body of the mother is actually the OUTER body of the baby. So anything that happens to the mother forms an energetic imprint and affects the child. For example, if the mother smokes or drinks alcohol during the pregnancy, this goes directly to the child and forms imprints, which may manifest as physical birth deformities or genetic problems which eventually manifest into physical dis-ease.


Cutting through the bullshit: Yes, the baby and the mother are connected. The reason for deformities isn't genetic, though: It's congenital. The baby's DNA remains the same, but the actual toxins involved cause developmental errors. Such a baby, if it is able to survive and grow up to have a child will not pass down those problems because of their DNA.

So it is the same thing with the Earth and us. The Earth is OUR outer body. This is why it is called Mother Earth. Our morphogenetic field (form holding blueprint) exists as part of the larger morphogenetic field of the Earth. If something happens to the Earth’s energetic grids, then we inherit these problems into our own grids. Our energetic anatomy is exactly like the Earth’s, with chakras, meridians, axiatonal lines, and DNA. Our 13th chakra is actually one we share with the Earth and exists at the Earth’s core. So if a cataclysm happens with the Earth and it pokes a hole in the Earth’s grids, then what happens is that “hole” is poked into every person’s DNA on the planet.


And there's a big bullshit storm of crank concepts and invented words. The Earth is our environment, and we should take care of it for that reason. No need for any of this vague magical mumbo-jumbo.

And this has been one of the main influences and problems with our DNA throughout history as there have been many cataclysms. The Earth distortions in history have actually created a planetary DNA distortion that has made every living organism’s DNA on the planet to falsely appear as Base-4, with only 4 chemicals.


Convenient how it covers up everything so that it looks exactly like what science says.

Humans are supposed to have 12 chemical nucleotide bases. This would allow us to have 144 physical chemical chromosomes as well, whereas now we only have 46. Also the original Angelic Human DNA Template which most people on the planet have, called the Diamond Sun DNA Template, is 12 strands, allowing for 12 dimensions of consciousness, and is built for transmutation from carbon to silica based body, and eventually pre-matter liquid light. This body is not meant to “die”. It is because of the DNA distortions in ancient history (25,500 B.C) that have blocked people from bringing light into their field and naturally evolving through DNA activation. Most people on the planet only have 3 strands active, which only allows 3 dimensions of consciousness and thus they are stuck in 3D.


1. Wouldn't those extra 'letters' cause trouble?

2. What does the number of base pairs have to do with the number of chromosomes? The fact that English has 26 letters doesn't affect the number of chapters that can be included in a book.

3. Do these people even know what a dimension is?

We are at a very important point in history right now because we have the ability to regenerate our original organic imprint for health. And we don’t need science and fancy equipment to do this. We are just required to learn how to use what we came in with – our mind-body-spirit system to direct our mind to alter the scalar waves by which our DNA is composed.


If I'm bleeding, I'll stick with Band-Aids because Band-Aids are stuck on me.

We are in the middle of an ascension cycle, which is literally a time continuum shift. From now through 2012, the planet is going through this time continuum shift, which only happens once every 25,556 years (called a Euiago cycle). What is happening is that the particles that make up the Earth’s auric field are speeding up in pulsation rhythm to prepare for this shift into ascension from dimension 3 to dimension 4. Since the particles that make up the Earth’s auric field are speeding up in pulsation rate, and we exist as part of the Earth’s auric field, the particles that make up our OWN auric fields must also speed up. This is happening now through 2012. This means that one must have at least 4 strands of DNA active to make the shift into dimension 4.


I really wonder how they came up with the math for this. And I wonder if 2012 was just picked because it's nearby and this person has a pathological obsession with the number 12. Of course, all the crazies who don't know anything about the Mayans probably had a lot of influence in the decision.

And this is why DNA activation is so important now. If you have energetic blockages – auric attachments, karmic imprints, DNA distortions, or unnatural energetic seals, then you will not be able to speed up the particles and accrete the frequencies necessary to make this time continuum shift. And the higher frequencies coming into your field will speed up the body deterioration process and many result in physical problems or discomfort. Many people are noticing these “symptoms” now and this is why. They are also noticing how time is speeding up.


And yet, the GPS satellites, the atomic clocks, and so on are moving at the rates they were predicted to move at.

Also, how would someone notice time speeding up? Relative to what?

Our evolution is directly and intimately tied to the Earth’s. And the actual purpose of the Angelic Humans is to assist the Earth with what is happening now. This IS “why we are here”. Because by raising our own frequency and bringing more light into our fields by DNA activation, when enough people do this and it meets “critical mass”, this will actually reset the distortions in the Earth’s grids so that we can all ascend together in 2012. All masters that have come, are here, and will come know about DNA activation and spiritual evolution does not happen without it.


Definitely unrelated to any sort of evolution I know about.

What are the reported benefits and results of DNA Activation?

DNA activation removes the energetic blockages to you embodying your Higher self, Oversoul consciousness, Avatar self, and Rishi - the part of you closest to Source or God. So consciousness expansion is one of the main benefits and after the sessions, you will be more aware of everything, especially what your purpose is and why you incarnated here at this point in "time". You will start to become aware or see things that others cannot see - some of the hidden agendas going on and how to make decisions to help you and your family in the best way possible. Your dormant brain functions will start to become active, especially your pineal gland. This will help to start tapping into your 7 Higher Senses, and you will be able to use these on a daily basis with practice. Some of the physical benefits reported by clients include thicker hair growth, weight loss and stabilization of desired weight, increased energy, and rejuvenation of various muscles. You will start to see how your body is just a thoughtform as well, and you can change your body more easily with focus, so you won't have to work out as much. Emotionally, you will go beyond your personal dramas, the aggravation of everyday life. Your body will undergo a detoxification, which will bring old emotional issues to the surface to be released forever, to no longer cause dis-ease and poison the body. You will also experience a renewed sense of confidence and security, and will project that to others, which will allow you to have more fulfilling relationships, increased trust and discernment, and the attraction of soul mates. Almost everyone also reports much quicker manifestations of that which they desire.


Randi, Million dollars, yadda, yadda.

What type of healings occur after having DNA Activations?

Spontaneous healings can occur at the time of activations. These usually have to do with acute physical and emotional disorders. After the activations, there is a purification process that begins to detoxify the physical, emotional, and mental bodies. There have been many patients who have cured themselves of cancer and other serious diseases after having the DNA activations.


Curing cancer. Definitely like to see some documentation. And I imagine for every one that might have been a natural remission, there's probably a hundred who didn't make it. Either that, or good ol' medical science did it for them, and they'd rather give themselves the credit for being "spiritual" enough to beat the cancer.

I think that's enough for now.

14 comments:

Gabriel said...

Well, I read through the pages... And, well.. Wow.. I guess it would be easy for people like Nronze do believe in such things if the highschool teacher or college professor had 'educated' you equally in this form of nonsense (as they done with the 'hate whites' / 'be ashamed of being white' propaganda).


I found one main problem with the entire thing, not even starting with the actual bull they do, the person writing the explanation claims to have done 10 000 sessions.

So lets take 10000 sessions, put it on someone thats, say, 50 years old, and say he begun his sessions around 15 years, and thats being nice.

That would mean he would have been able to do these 10 000 sessions in his entire life, if he worked every day, doing one session per day, for 33 years or so.......

Erh..... Well.... I am a compulsive workaholic.. And no, I dont think I would even do that.

Bronze Dog said...

Gabe:

Well, I read through the pages... And, well.. Wow.. I guess it would be easy for people like Nronze do believe in such things if the highschool teacher or college professor had 'educated' you equally in this form of nonsense (as they done with the 'hate whites' / 'be ashamed of being white' propaganda).

Except that I was raised by my parents to be a critical thinker and ask tough questions that those sorts can't answer.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised you don't instantly buy into it: Some guy EXPERIENCED it, therefore it must be true, right?

Oh, and nice propaganda tactic, there about the "hating whites." What makes you think that ever happened in my education?

Oh, and yeah, good math there. I guess even a broken clock can be right twice a day.

Touro73 said...

Wow, someone actually managed to take 10% fact and 90% fiction and a lot of difficult words to make up a story that sounds almost credible. I just think it is funny, but i am also worried because I know there are a lot of people out there that buy into those fairy tales and are willing to pay a lot of money to listen to it. (my gf being one of them, she also believes in reiki and spent a fortune on it, but I still love her.) I think you got it right, but I also think you won't convince people who believe in this bs, because usually they're not that critical in reasoning.
Anyway, nice article.

Yakaru said...

A lot of it was invented by a Texan called Toby Alexander, who has 48 strands, and who seems to have disappeared from the web.

There's more here:
http://www.greatdreams.com/dna.htm

Or if anyone wants to try some practical exercises and get 2000 strands, try this:
http://www.dnaactivation.org/

Valhar2000 said...

Gabriel wrote:

Well, I read through the pages... And, well.. Wow.. I guess it would be easy for people like Nronze do believe in such things if the highschool teacher or college professor had 'educated' you equally in this form of nonsense (as they done with the 'hate whites' / 'be ashamed of being white' propaganda).

Shut up, you dirty disgusting white man, you! You are haunting us with your whiteness!

Bronze Dog said...

The funny thing about that Gabe quote: One of our big role models is a magician. Magicians starve if they can't take advantage of human gullibility (thankfully, to provide entertainment, not to betray trust). Randi uses that knowledge to educate us about how to avoid blindly trusting in our perceptual pitfalls. Of course, other science communicators do the same thing.

Humans are very talented at fooling themselves, but critical thinking is a powerful countermeasure. And Gabe knows nothing about it, given his performance on this blog. After all, he's been asking us to give up on critical questions because his anecdotes deserve special exceptions. That, and he gives off all the same warning signs of cliched thinking as this DNA activation nut.

Bronze Dog said...

...Out of curiosity, anyone else see some creepy parallels behind this "activated DNA" and what we've been able to gather about Gabe's racial theory?

Dunc said...

Well, it all hangs off the Great Chain of Being...

Bronze Dog said...

Main reason I've been led to think Gabe believes in something akin to this DNA activation nonsense:

Gabe's been rather silent on how "whiteness" contributes to scientific discovery. What specifically makes a "white" person more likely to make scientific discoveries than an otherwise identical "black" man?

Without a description of a objectively verifiable and relevant difference in the DNA that leads to different neural development, it might as well be magic "etheric" strands of DNA.

Bourgeois_Rage said...

Wow, same woo, new technology...

Yakaru said...

Bronze Dog wrote:
anyone else see some creepy parallels behind this "activated DNA" and what we've been able to gather about Gabe's racial theory?

There probably is. I found this in an interview with him: (He starts off saying he studied all the latest genome ersearch, and then laughed at scientists for "still believing we evolved from pond scum and chimpanzees". Then he explains where he found some more accurate DNA research:

"I then came across progressively more advanced and detailed information from pre-ancient texts that described the histories of various human races and the DNA that these races had."

(This of course led him to study "15th dimensional unified physics" among other things.)

I might be wrong making a connection, some new agers seem to have inherited some white supremacist ideas via Theosophy and anthroposophy. The "white black yellow brown red race" classification system invented 19th Century anthropologist Blumenbach, influenced spiritual thought quite strongly. It seems to pop up again in strange places. If Toby read Blavatsky wobbling on about it, or Steiner, that probably counts as "pre-ancient texts" in his book. Steiner especially had the idea that each race had its purpose, and its time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Friedrich_Blumenbach#Blumenbach.27s_racial_classification_system

Nes said...

Okay... WTF is, in this context, "liquid light"? I strongly doubt it has anything to do with photography or psychedelic light shows at concerts.

I did find this while searching though. I thought that you'd get a kick out of it.

MWchase said...

Skimming the beginning of that made me think of Scientology...

Except they seem to be blaming pop culture rather than Xenu, or something.

Rhoadan said...

Ignoring Gabriel for the moment, this looks like something Orac took down a while ago.

I believe that at the time I commented that it might make a good in game explanation for metahumans in Shadowrun.