Speedy Q&A #4

Q. What is a "Scientific Fundamentalist"?

A. No matter what you say, I will NEVER stop doubting myself and relying on the sacred testimony of experimental data as a means of self-correction!

Speedy Q&A #3

Q. Why do scientists reject Creationism?

A. Because when you're testing hypotheses, the null hypothesis of "It's completely random" is among the first to go.

Speedy Q&A #2

Q: What's the difference between an unpredictable god who works in mysterious ways, a random god, and no god?

A: Damned if I know.

Speedy Q&A #1

Q: Why do so many alternative cancer treatments have so many positive testimonials?

A: Dead men tell no tales.