Well, it's that time again. Barely restrained myself against some Secretards. Currently more hoarse than dog at the moment, thinking of things I'd really like to shout at whiny Newagers, Bill O'Reilly (I would suggest some of those things for Dawkins to say, but it's more important that he keep his cool), and all those subtly like-minded (closed, that is) people.
So anyway, for those who don't know the !fooW drill: Ask me a question, and chances are you'll get a silly answer. This one, however, has a special rule designed to get me back in a good mood: Your question must include a link to something funny.
For the sake of convenience links work like this: [a href="http://www.whatever.com/"]Your question here[/a]. Just replace the brackets with less-than and greater-than signs.