The Stuff I Don't Get in My Email

Stopped by Snopes a moment ago, and read some of their new items. This one's a good one. It's an email from an employee leaving his company (intended in good humor, not real maliciousness, apparently).

One of my favorite little bits:

To Caulfield: I will always remember sharing lunch with you, despite having clearly labeled it with my name.

Wish I could get some of these funny ones in my inbox while filtering out all the stupid glurges and absurd "teh govmint's tracking you through your teeth so that gang members hiding under your car can hamstring you!" sorts. Currently, I don't get much of either.