does thieves medicine help with a cold?: Does anything work on a cold?
verses then the declaration of houses then the greater: AGAIN? What the [frell]? If anyone would like to inform me just what this is supposed to be, please tell me. If it gives any hints, this was a search from Google.com.au.
how to spot crappy crack cocaine: I take the safe path: I assume it's all crappy, and thus don't use it.
then the declaration of houses then the greater inclination then the touchstone: Okay, that's the third time. Is some annoyed neopagan woo trying to cast a hex on my blog or something? Of course, posting it in the previous searches probably attracted more, but seriously, what the [frell] is up with this? This one came from good ol' 'merican Google.com.
"declaration of houses": What have I done? Note that this is the third one on April 3rd.
"then the declaration of houses": Please, just stop... or should I stop listing this? Fourth one.
funny pilot mistakes: Must be slim pickings in that search. Then again, there are the Darwin Awards for the appropriately morbid.
what kinda dog am i quizzes: Well I know what my result would be.
blog teaches lie steal break other person soul: You want a PDF version of the Necrotelecomnicon.
Sylvia Browne + Entry points: No! I don't want that image in my head!
THUNDERSTORMS, WHY THE FEAR?: I normally sleep through thunderstorms, but not when they're as loud as you.
bronze blog gay: Am not! ...not that there's anything wrong with that.
satan free dating online site: So, is this person asking for a dating site that is Satan-free, or a site for dating Satan, free of charge?
i feel special hahahaha: Somehow, I have a feeling you are ...special.
what to do when your baked: Go ahead, finish the sentence. When my baked what?...
i'm a religious man, i pray flood: You mean you're the guy who told God to drown all those people, and my dear Ed, nearly all the bunnies? YOU MAKE BUNNY CRY!
don't laugh, it works 100% of the time although the scientists: And yet when someone points out a failure, you'll either redefine "works" or say that you've never made this claim.
how to avoid the munchies when your high stoned: Wouldn't know, but here's an idea: Spend your grocery budget on "recreation," and eating won't distract you from the sheer enormity of your hands.
fish in asshole: Dude, I try not to judge, but don't bring that in here.
James Randi, prick: Yeah. He takes down a lot of nasty people in that wretched hive of scum and villainy: Woodom. His targets range from pricks to human excrement. Well, actually they often go beyond the latter quite often. All peddle bovine excrement... Boy, am I going to get some more entertaining searches to rival Matt's. Maybe.
Atheist doctrine: Error 404: File not found.
in august 2005- "invisible man" still exists: Do you have a photograph?
BRONZE DOWSING RODS: I've got one, and sometimes it leads me to awkward places.
nantucket nectars drinkers: Is that how the limerick ends? I never heard it beyond establishing that the man is from there.
bronze dog poop: I'm turning into Matt.
sylvia browne 2007 predictions school shooting: I doubt it. You might get more results searching for "postdictions."
if god exist can lycanthropes: ArrrrrOOOOO! You've got it backwards.
bronze effects on modern society: I'd like to think I'm helping at least one or two people break out of crippling, negative superstitions, as well as providing a few laughs. That, and I occasionally donate money to good causes. Going to try some more of that after I get my books in order and my tax refund.
why does a bullet refract when it enters water: Light refracts. Bullets ricochet. Don't you know the difference? ...Is it just my web browser, or do I need to goad Ryan into fixing the images in that link?
????: My universal translator's busted, and Firefox can't seem to make up its mind about showing or not showing what appears to be Russian.
youtube people pooping: Eww.
æther generator: Not going to happen... Or is that a Magic: The Gathering card?
atom buddha BLack hole: If you meet Buddha on the road and kill him by dropping him in a black hole, does he make a make a sound when he hits the singularity, or just a soft flumph in the super strings?
can you smoke cannabis leafs?: 1. I could, but I don't wanna. 2. Isn't it "leaves"? or are you people searching from google.uk spelling even more things in unpatriotic, non-'merican ways, now?
stupid atheism: Not going to find a whole lot of that out there, but I imagine it's hypothetically possible.
22 powerful enough for groundhogs: But pH balanced for a woman.
autism anime: Well, that'd be interesting to watch.
buried robots anime: Dearly beloved, we are gathered to mourn the passing of Gigantor. Oh, wait, Jimmy's waggling the remote. Yay! Gigantor's back!