Just a quick request, since I'm not particularly inspired at the moment, or a song writer, but I have a concept for a song sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. That is, of course, Jingo Bells. The direction I was thinking of taking it is a bit more precise than making fun of "America, Fuck Yeah!" type people, but woos who seem to think science and medicine are practiced only in America, and thus it (whatever it is) is all a conspiracy by a few American corporations to cover up stuff, and that there aren't organizations elsewhere that would have an interest in finding consumer-friendly truths.
Maybe I should see about asking that Cuttlefish guy who posts a lot at Pharyngula.