His tears cure cancer; too bad he never cries. Ever.
He can divide by zero.
He's also an IDiot.
When asked by WorldNetDaily what he thought when some Parent's Basement Dweller wrote
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck removed every bit of respect I had left for him after Sidekicks when he responded
It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.The Theory of Evolution is not real? Like the theory itself doesn't exist? Do I need to link here?
By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.
And it appears Chuck thinks we are just too cool to have evolved so he had to create something even more powerful than himself - An Almighty Omnipotent Benevolent MAGIC SKY FAIRY that we all bow down to! Well, he IS a Ninja I guess...
Hey Chuck, I'm going to prove you wrong by using the same amount of evidence you did:
We evolved because Charles Darwin said so. And I can't do all things and neither can you. I'm officially placing you below Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the action star category. So here are some new Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris locks himself in the bathroom and pees his pants.
I gave Chuck Norris a survey...and he failed.
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