Sometimes, when I try to make sense of a crazy conspiracy theory, a narrative of this sort pops into my mind, only less funny and more painful.
Speaking of that painful link, I'm thinking I might do an Agony Booth-style review of The Celestine Prophecy: Saw a DVD version when I was Decemberween shopping. Should probably see about finding a rental place that doesn't do late fees, since I'll probably just do 15 minute spurts.
Be careful when driving home. We're expecting a disco thunderstorm tonight.