Well, Jack Chick has hit a high point of absurdity for what I've seen from him. When you've got people as crazy as he is, parody, satire, and such are much harder to perform.
But that's not going to stop me from trying. With new levels of crazy being opened up to me, I've got got to put some special effort in lambasting it. I'll be glad if this gets even a quarter of the attention of my first Image Dogtoring.
Anyway, here's the original "First Bite" strip before my efforts. If mine's not funny, at least I can probably invoke laughter by directing you to the source. Props to Orac for bringing this one to my attention. Read it? Here's my remix:
So, disclaimer and miscellaneous stuff time:
1. Original art by Jack Chick. I just rewrote most of the text in the speech balloons.
2. Feel free to make copies. Just remember to give appropriate credit both to me for the rewrite, and Chick for spraying out the art used in the original insanity.
3. Read about indie games here. Yes, Cave Story is awesome.
4. Anyone know if Jack Chick actually believes in vampires? Or is this some crazy non-literal parable?