Monday, August 27, 2007

6# !fooW

Regulars know what this means: I got irritated with some woo, and I need to cool down.

For the non-regulars: Ask me a question, and chances are you'll get a silly answer. If you don't know what to ask, try coming up a question that involves ninjas, pirates, robots, or monkeys.

19 comments:

Tom Foss said...

How much of your alloy is Dolemite, the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about?

Akusai said...

On a similar note, if you were ever fossilized for oh, say, about 1000 years, would you rather stay fossilized or let a mad scientist clone you from leftover genetic material?

Bronze Dog said...

How much of your alloy is Dolemite, the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about?

> 150.04%

On a similar note, if you were ever fossilized for oh, say, about 1000 years, would you rather stay fossilized or let a mad scientist clone you from leftover genetic material?

As long as he could erase the years and years of sitting in front of the videogame store waiting for Duke Nukem Forever to arrive.

Tom Foss said...

So, when are you going to fix the recent comments widget? All these anonnys keep commenting, and I have no idea where!

Bronze Dog said...

So, when are you going to fix the recent comments widget?

When Spore comes out. Or when Akusai tells us what he did with his.

All these anonnys keep commenting, and I have no idea where!

Largely singular, lately. He's something my brother thought was extinct. Mind the coelacanths and Nessy.

Infophile said...

Who would win in a fight: A robot ninja or a monkey pirate?

By the way, my own recent comments widget is still working with no problems. You might want to try it out. You can install it pretty easily from this page.

Bronze Dog said...

Who would win in a fight: A robot ninja or a monkey pirate?

Robot ninja hands down. They're masters of both stealth and firepower.

And thanks for the widget.

stogoe said...

But the monkey pirates will steal your poop and throw it back at you. And also give more 'evidence' to the AAH.

Now for a question: Which is your favorite Simpsons Spinoff, Love-Matic Grandpa or Chief Wiggum, PI?

Bronze Dog said...

Which is your favorite Simpsons Spinoff, Love-Matic Grandpa or Chief Wiggum, PI?

Love-Matic Grandpa, but only for the thought of what hilarity might ensue if a male user finds out he's been squeezing something possessed by an elderly male ghost.

Infophile said...

Okay, now how about a fight between a robot pirate and a monkey ninja?

Bronze Dog said...

Okay, now how about a fight between a robot pirate and a monkey ninja?

Monkey ninja = Saiyan. Saiyan blows up planet.

Infophile said...

Ninjas seem to be coming along well here. I wonder, could a ninja defeat a robot monkey pirate?

Bronze Dog said...

I wonder, could a ninja defeat a robot monkey pirate?

The lone ninja would be a bugger to finally nail down with the Minovski Cutlass wielded with the monkeybot's tail. But it would be inevitable.

Tom Foss said...

Monkey ninja = Saiyan. Saiyan blows up planet.

Yes, but how long will that take? Methinks the Robot Pirate would have killed the Monkey Ninja sometime during the six-episode power-up sequence.

Bronze Dog said...

Good point.

JackalMage said...

What sort of aborted sense of 'hipness' produced this shit?

Massacring Captain Planet like that is basically shitting on my childhood. T_T

Bob said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

My personal favorite:

"Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen."

Bronze Dog said...

What sort of aborted sense of 'hipness' produced this shit?

The aborted sense of some meddling executives.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because a divine voice in its head told it to engage in such reckless behavior.

Ranson said...

The lone ninja would be a bugger to finally nail down with the Minovski Cutlass wielded with the monkeybot's tail. But it would be inevitable.

The The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength disagrees.