Thursday, October 11, 2007

7# !fooW

It's that time again. This time, it was an anti-vaxxer that set me off. I dressed a little too warmly today, so I need to cool off badly.

For those who aren't familiar with these entries, ask me a question. Chances are, you'll get a silly answer.

If you can't think of a question, ask about a continuity error in a sci-fi show, and I'll explain it.

9 comments:

Blake Stacey said...

Firefly. How did they fit all those habitable worlds into one solar system?

Bronze Dog said...

They're actually on Earth-That-Was, inside giant incubation chambers that feed them false sensory data in order to keep them passive. A number of computer programs known as 'agents' wearing blue gloves go around shutting up anyone who figures it out.

But there is one individual who can see through the illusion and gets impossible combat ability from it. She is The One: River Tam.

Dikkii said...

Captain Jack Sparrow versus Captain Jack Harkness. Who wins?

Bronze Dog said...

Completely non-silly answer: Captain Jack Harkness would seem to have the tiny little advantage of being, you know, IMMORTAL!

Just Al said...

So if the Force was so strong in this one, why couldn't Luke go to the Academy? Or Tochi Station for that matter?

Laser Potato said...

Just Al: He was far too old to enlist, as explained in Episode I (stupid Lucas retconning.)

Dikkii said...

Couldn't the fact that Harkness is immortal mean that Sparrow could hypothetically keep kicking his ass until he gets tired without Harkness dying on him?

Not that I reckon that Sparrow could fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Blake Stacey said...

Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi "hide" Luke Skywalker on Darth Vader's own home planet under his given name?

If Anakin was "too young to train" in Episode I, how did Luke become a Jedi in Episodes IV-VI, when he was a decade older?

Why does Darth Maul try to kill the heroes on Tatooine when the success of Palpatine's scheme depends upon Queen Amidala reaching Coruscant?

Why did Vader not figure out that Leia was his daughter after interrogating her twice?

Midichlorians?

How could Palpatine kill Mace Windu, when as everyone in the Galaxy knows, Samuel L. Jackson can kick anybody's ass?

Bronze Dog said...

Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I really should just relax."