Thursday, July 31, 2008

Pointless Question #27

How the hell to brightly colored ninja sneak around?

6 comments:

King of Ferrets said...

By sneaking sneakily with sneak.

Tom Foss said...

Belt-mounted SEP field.

Infophile said...

They're Brazilian, and it works just fine in the jungle. They're just a bit slow at adapting now that they've relocated.

David Rickel said...

It's something they teach them in Ninja school.

I used to watch a lot of The Avengers when I was younger. Tara King would tail someone in her bright orange (I think) Lotus Europa by hanging 15 feet off their tail. And of course, the tailee never noticed. Obviously, the better the spy you are, the more blatant you can be and still not be noticed.

Akusai said...

As a practicing ninja, I can tell you with the utmost confidence that it involves chi. Lots and lots of chi.

Tom Foss said...

Unless you're a hippie ninja. Then it requires chai. Lots and lots of chai.