Tuesday, July 15, 2008

9# !fooW

I just realized it's been a long time since I had a !fooW entry. Not since October last year. Thankfully, I don't need this to diffuse a bad mood, but I feel like doing something for the humor.

So, for those not familiar with the series: Ask me a question in the comments, and chances are you'll get a silly answer.

55 comments:

Akusai said...

What is God's True Name?

Bronze Dog said...

Peaches.

William said...

Why is there evil?

Bronze Dog said...

Let's just say that it's a really good idea to clean out your fridge every once in a while.

JanieBelle said...

Why are there so many concern trolls out there?

Bronze Dog said...

There's been a local increase in pink mana, causing all the normally brutal trolls to go passive-aggressive when summoned. Yes, they still have regenerative abilities.

King of Ferrets said...

Why is the Bible so freaking boring?

Bronze Dog said...

4Kids TV did what it could to edit out all the violence, but the writers said all the genocide was important for the story's message (whatever it was), so they compromised by saying it rather matter-of-factly about how they killed all the men, women, and children of whichever nation God promised his followers that week.

It's like 300 from an accountant's point of view as a result.

Anonymous said...

If you're made of bronze, do you ever oxidize?

Bronze Dog said...

Old-time readers can infer that I get myself polished regularly.

Anonymous said...

If I ask you a silly question, will you provide a serious answer?

Bronze Dog said...

Signs point to Albuquerque.

Akusai said...

Is it true that Paul Revere once jousted Abraham Lincoln from the back of a hippopotamus?

Bronze Dog said...

For the last time, it was a HIPPOCAMPUS!

Geeze.

Anonymous said...

Is pink seventeen or Thursday?

Akusai said...

How come everytime I come to your blog at home or at work it pops up a password entry window and asks me to enter a username and password to logon to home.kpn.nl?

Seriously, it's really confusing and annoying.

Bronze Dog said...

Is pink seventeen or Thursday?

Both. Very much so.

How come everytime I come to your blog at home or at work it pops up a password entry window and asks me to enter a username and password to logon to home.kpn.nl?

Seriously, it's really confusing and annoying.


Must be gremlins. (No idea. I'll try killing my broken widget. Tell me if it shows up at GDL, too.)

Dikkii said...

What's the difference between a duck?

Bronze Dog said...

At least I don't have to pop up to laugh and get people angrily clicking their light guns at me. Those things sting from this side of the screen.

Ponder said...

The difference between a duck is that one of its legs is both the same.

As any fule kno.

Now why is a mouse when it spins?

Tom Foss said...

Is pink seventeen or Thursday?

Neither. I have it on good authority that it's a new kind of lingo. It's also like red, but not quite.

To BD: Who would win in a fight between K-9 and R2-D2?

Bronze Dog said...

Because every moment has a purpose. Every purpose requires a plan. The higher, the fewer.

Bronze Dog said...

To BD: Who would win in a fight between K-9 and R2-D2?

K-9. He's got that laser in his nose. R2's only got the melee-range cattle prod. For a slaughter, you can upload a cyberrabies virus into K-9.

Ponder said...

Used K9 as a coffee table once...

Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a piece of toast?

Bronze Dog said...

Always.

King of Ferrets said...

Is your bronze pwnzorz enough to be forged into the Uber Sword of Awesome that I'm considering introducing to my DnD campaign? (Which is actually a really interesting sword that would be cool to have a serious discussion about at some point... maybe I'll post about it at my place)

Bronze Dog said...

Yes, but I'm really, really snarky when I'm wielded as a phallic symbol.

King of Ferrets said...

Who said it would have the ability of speech? =P

Bronze Dog said...

Peaches did.

King of Ferrets said...

Damn, how did Peaches know?

Bronze Dog said...

I don't know, but it apparently involved steepling his hands and playing with an eeeee-ville chess set.

King of Ferrets said...

Is Peaches The Chessmaster? (I'd provide a TV tropes link, but it's not working apparently...)

King of Ferrets said...

I now have a post about said sword and the special material which it hilt happens to be made of (I so made up the longest description of a special materials effect ever!); at the end I plug you, BD!

Bronze Dog said...

Yes. Peaches is the Chessmaster. And he's evil as most Chessmasters go.

King of Ferrets said...

*swings at the chessboard with the sword* Is 18 damage enough to sunder the chessboard?

Bronze Dog said...

Yes, but Peaches accounted for your short temper. Roll your save versus everything you've ever loved dying.

King of Ferrets said...

As DM, I get a +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to my save and I rolled a natural 20 using my DM screen cheating. I save!

King of Ferrets said...

Also, "everything I've ever loved" is immune to death effects anyway.

Bronze Dog said...

*Grumble* Dang thing about God being a DM-controlled NPC.

King of Ferrets said...

Now, Peaches, I condemn you to.... FORCE CHOKE! *starts force choking Peaches*

Bronze Dog said...

Oh my Kenny, he killed God!

You bastard!

King of Ferrets said...

Eh, God was a dick anyway.

Bronze Dog said...

No argument, here.

King of Ferrets said...

Does this mean the Catholics will shut up about their cracker?

Bronze Dog said...

Right after Strong Bad publishes his book on increasing your typing speed with boxing gloves.

King of Ferrets said...

So... eventually? maybe?

Dikkii said...

How about this: Who would in win in a fight between Michael Scott from The Office (US Version) and pre-hologram Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf? Or even Michael Scott and David Brent (The Office, UK Version)?

Bronze Dog said...

Since I haven't watched The Office, I'm going to need you to come in on a Saturday and show me. Yyyyyeah...

King of Ferrets said...

Level 20 monk versus the cast of 8-bit Theater. Who wins?

Bronze Dog said...

So he shaves the top of his head and chants Latin really well. What do you expect him to do? Hadouken to the face in response. Divorce rates go up again. I hope you're happy.

King of Ferrets said...

But Black Mage has really crappy aim (he missed a fucking VOLCANO!), did he actually hit? Oh, and Hadoken only does 6d10 damage at the 10th level of the prestige class(see Twinking Out 20), so it probably wouldn't one shot him.

Bronze Dog said...

You think you're so smart, don't you?

King of Ferrets said...

It's entirely possible, but unrelated.

Bronze Dog said...

Want to send me an email addy so I can invite you to GDL if you're so smart? (Could use a younger person reading. Most people I know have been around since old school.)

King of Ferrets said...

Sure, but I've been around since old school. XD when I was a 3 year old kid I had a working NES (a 3 year old beating a game that's Nintendo Hard? Impossible! yet it was done), and I still have my SNES around somewhere. I should play Link to the Past again sometime.... probably my favorite LoZ game.
(Addy means address? I'm not too familiar with net lingo. If so, just click the About Me thing on my blog; it's listed somewhere on my profile)