I just realized it's been a long time since I had a !fooW entry. Not since October last year. Thankfully, I don't need this to diffuse a bad mood, but I feel like doing something for the humor.So, for those not familiar with the series: Ask me a question in the comments, and chances are you'll get a silly answer.
55 comments:
What is God's True Name?
Peaches.
Why is there evil?
Let's just say that it's a really good idea to clean out your fridge every once in a while.
Why are there so many concern trolls out there?
There's been a local increase in pink mana, causing all the normally brutal trolls to go passive-aggressive when summoned. Yes, they still have regenerative abilities.
Why is the Bible so freaking boring?
4Kids TV did what it could to edit out all the violence, but the writers said all the genocide was important for the story's message (whatever it was), so they compromised by saying it rather matter-of-factly about how they killed all the men, women, and children of whichever nation God promised his followers that week.
It's like 300 from an accountant's point of view as a result.
If you're made of bronze, do you ever oxidize?
Old-time readers can infer that I get myself polished regularly.
If I ask you a silly question, will you provide a serious answer?
Signs point to Albuquerque.
Is it true that Paul Revere once jousted Abraham Lincoln from the back of a hippopotamus?
For the last time, it was a HIPPOCAMPUS!
Geeze.
Is pink seventeen or Thursday?
How come everytime I come to your blog at home or at work it pops up a password entry window and asks me to enter a username and password to logon to home.kpn.nl?
Seriously, it's really confusing and annoying.
Is pink seventeen or Thursday?
Both. Very much so.
How come everytime I come to your blog at home or at work it pops up a password entry window and asks me to enter a username and password to logon to home.kpn.nl?
Seriously, it's really confusing and annoying.
Must be gremlins. (No idea. I'll try killing my broken widget. Tell me if it shows up at GDL, too.)
What's the difference between a duck?
At least I don't have to pop up to laugh and get people angrily clicking their light guns at me. Those things sting from this side of the screen.
The difference between a duck is that one of its legs is both the same.
As any fule kno.
Now why is a mouse when it spins?
Is pink seventeen or Thursday?
Neither. I have it on good authority that it's a new kind of lingo. It's also like red, but not quite.
To BD: Who would win in a fight between K-9 and R2-D2?
Because every moment has a purpose. Every purpose requires a plan. The higher, the fewer.
To BD: Who would win in a fight between K-9 and R2-D2?
K-9. He's got that laser in his nose. R2's only got the melee-range cattle prod. For a slaughter, you can upload a cyberrabies virus into K-9.
Used K9 as a coffee table once...
Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a piece of toast?
Always.
Is your bronze pwnzorz enough to be forged into the Uber Sword of Awesome that I'm considering introducing to my DnD campaign? (Which is actually a really interesting sword that would be cool to have a serious discussion about at some point... maybe I'll post about it at my place)
Yes, but I'm really, really snarky when I'm wielded as a phallic symbol.
Who said it would have the ability of speech? =P
Peaches did.
Damn, how did Peaches know?
I don't know, but it apparently involved steepling his hands and playing with an eeeee-ville chess set.
Is Peaches The Chessmaster? (I'd provide a TV tropes link, but it's not working apparently...)
I now have a post about said sword and the special material which it hilt happens to be made of (I so made up the longest description of a special materials effect ever!); at the end I plug you, BD!
Yes. Peaches is the Chessmaster. And he's evil as most Chessmasters go.
*swings at the chessboard with the sword* Is 18 damage enough to sunder the chessboard?
Yes, but Peaches accounted for your short temper. Roll your save versus everything you've ever loved dying.
As DM, I get a +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to my save and I rolled a natural 20 using my DM screen cheating. I save!
Also, "everything I've ever loved" is immune to death effects anyway.
*Grumble* Dang thing about God being a DM-controlled NPC.
Now, Peaches, I condemn you to.... FORCE CHOKE! *starts force choking Peaches*
Oh my Kenny, he killed God!
You bastard!
Eh, God was a dick anyway.
No argument, here.
Does this mean the Catholics will shut up about their cracker?
Right after Strong Bad publishes his book on increasing your typing speed with boxing gloves.
So... eventually? maybe?
How about this: Who would in win in a fight between Michael Scott from The Office (US Version) and pre-hologram Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf? Or even Michael Scott and David Brent (The Office, UK Version)?
Since I haven't watched The Office, I'm going to need you to come in on a Saturday and show me. Yyyyyeah...
Level 20 monk versus the cast of 8-bit Theater. Who wins?
So he shaves the top of his head and chants Latin really well. What do you expect him to do? Hadouken to the face in response. Divorce rates go up again. I hope you're happy.
But Black Mage has really crappy aim (he missed a fucking VOLCANO!), did he actually hit? Oh, and Hadoken only does 6d10 damage at the 10th level of the prestige class(see Twinking Out 20), so it probably wouldn't one shot him.
You think you're so smart, don't you?
It's entirely possible, but unrelated.
Want to send me an email addy so I can invite you to GDL if you're so smart? (Could use a younger person reading. Most people I know have been around since old school.)
Sure, but I've been around since old school. XD when I was a 3 year old kid I had a working NES (a 3 year old beating a game that's Nintendo Hard? Impossible! yet it was done), and I still have my SNES around somewhere. I should play Link to the Past again sometime.... probably my favorite LoZ game.
(Addy means address? I'm not too familiar with net lingo. If so, just click the About Me thing on my blog; it's listed somewhere on my profile)
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