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Well, assuming that they're only targeting their own congregation, at least they're giving them that second option.What? They're not? Well, I guess they can fuck off then.
Personally I'm not a big fan of the band Him
A church I pass on the way to work frequently has humorous or ironic signs. The current one is:Let go and let godSo I let go of the steering wheel and let god drive me to work.Not.
My all-time favourite is, without doubt: "Think life is hell? Try an eternity with Jesus!"Only aware of it via internet, though, so it may be apocryphal...
Stop drop and roll does not work in Hell.
You know there is a series of books that collects all those sayings and photos.
I take pictures of the ridiculous ones I see; at this point, I have probably a dozen on my phone. One of the more odd ones recently: "Mercy said no." A couple of months ago, the same sign said "What is Easter" on one side and "It is Jesuslives."
"on the other side" should be tacked onto the end of that last sentence.
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Nearby church sign: "Live Him loud or be quiet!"
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Well, assuming that they're only targeting their own congregation, at least they're giving them that second option.
What? They're not? Well, I guess they can fuck off then.
Personally I'm not a big fan of the band Him
A church I pass on the way to work frequently has humorous or ironic signs. The current one is:
Let go and let god
So I let go of the steering wheel and let god drive me to work.
Not.
My all-time favourite is, without doubt: "Think life is hell? Try an eternity with Jesus!"
Only aware of it via internet, though, so it may be apocryphal...
Stop drop and roll does not work in Hell.
You know there is a series of books that collects all those sayings and photos.
I take pictures of the ridiculous ones I see; at this point, I have probably a dozen on my phone. One of the more odd ones recently: "Mercy said no." A couple of months ago, the same sign said "What is Easter" on one side and "It is Jesuslives."
"on the other side" should be tacked onto the end of that last sentence.
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