So, the villain's got your secret identity's girlfriend and your sidekick in a deathtrap, and wants you to choose which to save. Why didn't he just kill them earlier and take over the world while you were wangsting over the whole thing?
Well, duh, the Ultimate Mecha runs solely on wangst, and you forgot to put it in the charger last week, so it's gonna take a while before it's ready to go.
And the captives have to be kept alive during the wangst or it's no good for anything.
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Because this way you'll be focusing on saving them, rather than killing him.
Because he likes watching your despair as you agonize over an impossible choice.
Well, duh, the Ultimate Mecha runs solely on wangst, and you forgot to put it in the charger last week, so it's gonna take a while before it's ready to go.
And the captives have to be kept alive during the wangst or it's no good for anything.
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