It's that time again. For those who aren't familiar with the series, ask me a question and chances are you'll get a silly answer. How about we try something other than the Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destiny this time?
It's that time again. For those who aren't familiar with the series, ask me a question and chances are you'll get a silly answer. How about we try something other than the Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destiny this time?
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What theme do you think my Skeptic's Circle will have? (I probably won't steal your idea, even if it's a good one. I already have mine.)
You know, you never finished the revised version of my Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny last !fooW
What theme do you think my Skeptic's Circle will have? (I probably won't steal your idea, even if it's a good one. I already have mine.)
Probably something involving shiny objects. Though that'll be why you don't end up fini...ooooo! Shiny!
You know, you never finished the revised version of my Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny last !fooW
It was bad enough with me missing a character. I'd need to get a government grant and some non-student software to run a simulation.
If Green was really Blue, and Blue was really Burnt Umber, what color is your favorite out of the crayon box?
Laser Lemon, because it's so tart and tasty, no matter what it looks like.
If 4x+2y=3948372897524385974239057234, metal is made of meat, quantum physics is approximately 28.923% ice cream, and the FSM has drowned in the beer volcano, what is the taste of chicken fried chocobo?
If 4x+2y=3948372897524385974239057234, metal is made of meat, quantum physics is approximately 28.923% ice cream, and the FSM has drowned in the beer volcano, what is the taste of chicken fried chocobo?
All chicken fried things taste like awesome. Fatty awesome.
Do bronze dogs only eat metal bones?
I'll eat just about anything that's been chicken fried.
What about chicken fried bronze dog?
Turducken fried bronze dog?
"Turducken"?
...I don't think I can say anything sillier than the Turducken.
Aww, does that end the thread?
Also, I don't think something can be turducken-fried... (Thanks for the link. I have convinced my mom that acquiring the ingredients and recipe for a turducken would be a tasty idea. Yay for culinary experiments!)
Let's just move outside of food.
What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot?
96.3%. That's a 20% increase from the popularly quoted studies performed back in 1980.
How does a bronze statue type? Or are you a robot? Either way, it's gotta be hard for a metal dog to type.
I'm thinking statue. You never move from that one position.
I'm a dog, and I'm made of bronze. What's so hard about that?
Just don't ask me how I play videogames without thumbs.
How do you move then? Some sort of bronze muscles that manage to contract somehow when triggered by your bronze brain?
Hey, that's... personal.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA! Okay, how about this one: How many cats do you chase a month, and is it true that dogs get high off of that? Or are dogs just always high?
1. I only chase the one cat my brother's letting us keep indoors for now. And only when he messes with stuff.
2. Probably explains why they leave those glowing trails of purplish-spicy and other cool colors.
3. Not quite.
What kind of color is purplish spicy? Is it one of the multifarious colors of Tzeentch's flames?
For the non-nerdy among us, Tzeentch.
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Do I fail at t3h internets for never having visited 4chan, or even knowing exactly what it is?
4chan is everything. 4chan is nothing. 4chan is madness.
Lemme guess, you stole that from a movie, but substituted 4chan for whatever was there before. Amirite?
The movie I wrote in my mind.
In your mind, or with your mind? Because if you like, typed it on a computer with your mind, like how that clump of rat neurons controlled a robot, that would be badass.
In my mind. It was about being able to right with my mind.
*insert silly question of your choice here*
Dieselberries.
Can I turn dieselberries into gas, and if so, can I do it enough to completely screw over the middle east?
You still haven't answered my questions about purplish-spicy.
Yes, Tzeench keeps a little of that color in storage, somewhere.
Nope, not enough dieselberries out there. They're a protected species.
What would be your favorite way to die?
I don't know, but like that guy in Monty Python, it'd probably involve a lot of topless women.
I've always wondered how a bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Any thoughts?
I don't think flies have the requisite fingers to bird.
How much bronze could a bronzechuck chuck if a bronzechuck could chuck bronze?
Not as much as you'd think.
Can dynamite solve everything, or are the Mythbusters going about it wrong?
Yes. If it doesn't work, you just need more of it.
Does being sick suck ass, or is there something I can do to fix that?
Cast Esuna on yourself and call me in the morning.
I'm playing Tales of Symphonia right now, and I'm out of panaceas. Second option?
Play a Final Fantasy remake.
Don't have one on me at the moment. Brother took them to college. I have FF7, but I lost my memory card, so no help there.
BD, are you Carl Sagan's brain in a jar?
No. But I did eat his heart in order to gain his courage. His delicious courage.
Did you absorb his ability to talk on and on about how totally fucking awesome science is when you ate his heart?
Essentially.
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