Wednesday, October 22, 2008

11# !fooW

It's that time again. For those who aren't familiar with the series, ask me a question and chances are you'll get a silly answer. How about we try something other than the Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destiny this time?

55 comments:

King of Ferrets said...

What theme do you think my Skeptic's Circle will have? (I probably won't steal your idea, even if it's a good one. I already have mine.)

King of Ferrets said...

You know, you never finished the revised version of my Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny last !fooW

Bronze Dog said...

What theme do you think my Skeptic's Circle will have? (I probably won't steal your idea, even if it's a good one. I already have mine.)

Probably something involving shiny objects. Though that'll be why you don't end up fini...ooooo! Shiny!

You know, you never finished the revised version of my Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny last !fooW

It was bad enough with me missing a character. I'd need to get a government grant and some non-student software to run a simulation.

Stogoe said...

If Green was really Blue, and Blue was really Burnt Umber, what color is your favorite out of the crayon box?

Bronze Dog said...

Laser Lemon, because it's so tart and tasty, no matter what it looks like.

King of Ferrets said...

If 4x+2y=3948372897524385974239057234, metal is made of meat, quantum physics is approximately 28.923% ice cream, and the FSM has drowned in the beer volcano, what is the taste of chicken fried chocobo?

Bronze Dog said...

If 4x+2y=3948372897524385974239057234, metal is made of meat, quantum physics is approximately 28.923% ice cream, and the FSM has drowned in the beer volcano, what is the taste of chicken fried chocobo?

All chicken fried things taste like awesome. Fatty awesome.

King of Ferrets said...

Do bronze dogs only eat metal bones?

Bronze Dog said...

I'll eat just about anything that's been chicken fried.

King of Ferrets said...

What about chicken fried bronze dog?

Dikkii said...

Turducken fried bronze dog?

King of Ferrets said...

"Turducken"?

Bronze Dog said...

...I don't think I can say anything sillier than the Turducken.

King of Ferrets said...

Aww, does that end the thread?
Also, I don't think something can be turducken-fried... (Thanks for the link. I have convinced my mom that acquiring the ingredients and recipe for a turducken would be a tasty idea. Yay for culinary experiments!)

Bronze Dog said...

Let's just move outside of food.

King of Ferrets said...

What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot?

Bronze Dog said...

96.3%. That's a 20% increase from the popularly quoted studies performed back in 1980.

King of Ferrets said...

How does a bronze statue type? Or are you a robot? Either way, it's gotta be hard for a metal dog to type.

I'm thinking statue. You never move from that one position.

Bronze Dog said...

I'm a dog, and I'm made of bronze. What's so hard about that?

Just don't ask me how I play videogames without thumbs.

King of Ferrets said...

How do you move then? Some sort of bronze muscles that manage to contract somehow when triggered by your bronze brain?

Bronze Dog said...

Hey, that's... personal.

King of Ferrets said...

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA! Okay, how about this one: How many cats do you chase a month, and is it true that dogs get high off of that? Or are dogs just always high?

Bronze Dog said...

1. I only chase the one cat my brother's letting us keep indoors for now. And only when he messes with stuff.

2. Probably explains why they leave those glowing trails of purplish-spicy and other cool colors.

3. Not quite.

King of Ferrets said...

What kind of color is purplish spicy? Is it one of the multifarious colors of Tzeentch's flames?

King of Ferrets said...

For the non-nerdy among us, Tzeentch.

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Bronze Dog said...

DELETED!

King of Ferrets said...

Do I fail at t3h internets for never having visited 4chan, or even knowing exactly what it is?

Bronze Dog said...

4chan is everything. 4chan is nothing. 4chan is madness.

King of Ferrets said...

Lemme guess, you stole that from a movie, but substituted 4chan for whatever was there before. Amirite?

Bronze Dog said...

The movie I wrote in my mind.

King of Ferrets said...

In your mind, or with your mind? Because if you like, typed it on a computer with your mind, like how that clump of rat neurons controlled a robot, that would be badass.

Bronze Dog said...

In my mind. It was about being able to right with my mind.

King of Ferrets said...

*insert silly question of your choice here*

Bronze Dog said...

Dieselberries.

King of Ferrets said...

Can I turn dieselberries into gas, and if so, can I do it enough to completely screw over the middle east?

King of Ferrets said...

You still haven't answered my questions about purplish-spicy.

Bronze Dog said...

Yes, Tzeench keeps a little of that color in storage, somewhere.

Nope, not enough dieselberries out there. They're a protected species.

King of Ferrets said...

What would be your favorite way to die?

Bronze Dog said...

I don't know, but like that guy in Monty Python, it'd probably involve a lot of topless women.

Dikkii said...

I've always wondered how a bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Any thoughts?

Bronze Dog said...

I don't think flies have the requisite fingers to bird.

King of Ferrets said...

How much bronze could a bronzechuck chuck if a bronzechuck could chuck bronze?

Bronze Dog said...

Not as much as you'd think.

King of Ferrets said...

Can dynamite solve everything, or are the Mythbusters going about it wrong?

Bronze Dog said...

Yes. If it doesn't work, you just need more of it.

King of Ferrets said...

Does being sick suck ass, or is there something I can do to fix that?

Bronze Dog said...

Cast Esuna on yourself and call me in the morning.

King of Ferrets said...

I'm playing Tales of Symphonia right now, and I'm out of panaceas. Second option?

Bronze Dog said...

Play a Final Fantasy remake.

King of Ferrets said...

Don't have one on me at the moment. Brother took them to college. I have FF7, but I lost my memory card, so no help there.

King of Ferrets said...

BD, are you Carl Sagan's brain in a jar?

Bronze Dog said...

No. But I did eat his heart in order to gain his courage. His delicious courage.

King of Ferrets said...

Did you absorb his ability to talk on and on about how totally fucking awesome science is when you ate his heart?

Bronze Dog said...

Essentially.