Well, managed to get myself annoyed at some Creationists, and Jenny McFrankenstein's altie ways ended up pushing my anger to foamy levels. I've calmed down some thanks to my brother sending over a bit of music I was impressed by, but I think it's time again for !fooW.For those unfamiliar with the series: Ask me a question, and chances are you'll get a silly answer.
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Who put the sham in the shamalammadingdong?
That really loud Oxy-Clean guy. Sham-WOW!
Ninjas?
Ninjas = Very yes.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
No, stop!Now I need a kunai.
Pirates?
Pirates?! DRM! DMCA! Copy Protection! We can't let them download 15 year old cartridge games that can only be bought in run down niche shops!
How about massive 'splosions?
How about your head?!
Dragons?
In the dungeon. Down the stairs, third door to the right.
Whose line is it, anyway?
Not yours. Now get back and shuffle around in the background, you extra!
Why am I supposed to be shuffling? Am I a zombie?
You're playing a children's card game.
Am I doing it in hell, or is that my mother?
Ask Super Mario Bros. 3.
If I ever become a celebrity, what will I name my kid?
Definitely something that'll get him or her beaten up. And we know you'll be a celebrity given how much attention hogging you're doing in this thread.
Trying to go for a record-length !fooW.
If a^2+b^2=c^2, banana>pie, there is a zombie apocalypse, and I'm under attack by rabid badgers, which way should I run from the incoming velociraptors?
That sounded like a challenge.
That said, I actually lack the energy right for my usual hyperactive obsessive "COMEONLOOKATMYPOSTLOOKATMYPOST" behavior. (Speaking of, First Circle has some new posts up.)
Anyway, if your life were a contrived word problem, what mathematical concept would it be about?
http://www.mbeckler.org/velociraptors/velociraptors.html
But what about the badgers?
Mushroom, mushroom!
Should I name my new quarterstaff Sticky McStick, Teddy (it's a big stick), or The Staff of Ferrety Awesome?
Don't name it until you get the remaining 75% of it.
But I have 0% so far, since someone else is making it for me, what happened to the missing 25%?
Wait, I thought you said you had 1/4 of a staff, but you've only got the prospect of any staff at all?
...I do believe I get the joke now. XD
A) Ninjas.
B) Pirates.
C) Zombies.
D) Robots.
E) T-rexes.
F) Dragons.
G) All of the above.
Ooops, forgot to add the question.
Which is awesomest?
While I'm at it, I'm adding H) Allosaurus.
All of the above is a gamble: Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is bad. And dumb.
What would happen if you put a Weighted Companion Cube in a Portable Hole, then folded it up and stashed it in a Bag of Holding?
Someone hasn't been looking at the portal gun's schematics.
Rocket-powered simian cyborgs with uzis on unicycles vs mutant Zombie John Wilkes Lincolns armed with Febreeze riding undead My Little Ponies. Who wins?
You need medication.
Give me some credit, I didn't have that insane idea out of nowhere. It took at least 20 minutes to figure out something that ridiculous. Figure if it takes me that long, I probably don't count as crazy.
Do what I do, and get really sleepy.
Or just be me, in my "That would be a good idea" moods.
("A racing game where the players ride giant housecats! Brilliant!")
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