Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Funny Searches: February 2007

Got kind of drowned out by a Pharyngula spike for a while, but here's some stuff after that, when I felt like checking (haven't been as regular about it).

bipedal* desire: Stand and deliver.

dog limp nodes map: Just because I get all that Viagra spam, it doesn't mean anything.

what is it when you stop doing something and do something completely different mean?: (Caps lock removed) Does that question mean that you don't always shout nonsense questions into Google?

how 2 stop jealousy: Clc here 2 lrn rl English. gtg

chris dufresne testimonials: Here's one.

"the red sox were in town, but i didn't care": Neither did I.

skunks in the westend vancouver: They weren't skunks. They were badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom! Mushroom!

oreo bag label: I believe it says "OREO" somewhere on there.

you tube - man tripping of sylvia: I'd like to see that... Maybe include the pieing of Ann Coulter with it... Odd: Is "pieing" really a word? Firefox isn't giving me the red on it.

how an oreo cookie is like a christian: Interesting question. I'll leave the answer up to my readers.

pregnant bigfoot photo: Uh, not to go on about your kinks, but I don't think you'll be finding any worthwhile ones.


Bob said...

How an Oreo cookie is like a Christian?

If you give one to a starving cannibal, he'll eat it.

That's all I've got.

Anonymous said...

Whilst one christ might statisfy a starving cannibal, I doubt one cookie would…making the cookie-giver the main course.

Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

I thought that said

Pregnant Bigfoot Potato

Don said...

How an Oreo cookie is like a Christian?

I know that every time I eat a Christian, I twist them apart to get at the tasty filling first.

IAMB said...

After reading through the lists of everyone else who's now doing this on a monthly basis and comparing them to my own, one can only conclude that my blog is chock-full of smut. The only one who even comes close in that regard is Janie, and it'll take her a few months to catch up.

Sometimes I wish people would find me by searching for something other than porn...

Unknown said...

Akusai! You beat me to it!
The only other possibility I can come up with is that both are one way on the outside, and completely different on the inside. *coughcoughTedHaggardcoughcough*