Got a second gold crown. The percentage of Bronze Dog's gold makeup rises. Hopefully it'll be a while before I need more dental work: Got my biggest two problem teeth covered.
You said "gold crown" and I was all like "Why does he wear a crown? And why does he need two of them? And where did he get the money to buy two damn crowns?"
Then I got to the word "dental" and it all made sense. But it's still funny to picture you running around in a jewel-encrusted crown.
Got a second gold crown. The percentage of Bronze Dog's gold makeup rises. Hopefully it'll be a while before I need more dental work: Got my biggest two problem teeth covered.
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You said "gold crown" and I was all like "Why does he wear a crown? And why does he need two of them? And where did he get the money to buy two damn crowns?"
Then I got to the word "dental" and it all made sense. But it's still funny to picture you running around in a jewel-encrusted crown.
Funny, I was thinking antique coinage.
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