Saturday, March 31, 2007

Funny Searches: March 2007

the old and new paradigm by deepak chopra: Wishful thinking. If it was good enough for the Dark Ages, it's good enough for Chopra.

autism in astrology: Great, first alties mixing up metallic mercury, ionic mercury, and mercury-containing compounds. So, does this mean they're throwing a planet into that mix?

big fat black old fat buts: I don't think I want to know. At least this guy didn't emphasize "old" twice.

quantum psychics for dummies: Got you covered.

how if your life under microscope: Is there a sentence in there somewhere?

i hate montel: So do I! We've got so much in common.

Bronze and its effects on health: Reading my blog may adversely affect your health when you get outraged at the stupidity and immorality I point out in the world. Serenity now!

"vox day" science:: "Oil" : Water

be more open-minded + skeptic blog: Wide open, but not enough for our brains to fall out.

a FANTASTIC maths game that have voice with it:
Give Mark a mic.

Deepak Chopra + Masturbation: No! I don't want that image in my mind! Get out! Get out!

kibble and bits cookie: Nummy!

curling anecdotes: I don't really do much with my fur... wait, you mean that's an actual sport?

funny searches: Recursion: See: Recursion.

infant Jesus cure cancer: Yeah, but there are some people "offended" by the notion of grinding him up and distributing him in pill format. (This has got to be a personal record for sacreligiousness)

sexy bronze blogs: Not too long ago, it was "fetish of divine bronze". Have I accidentally given my blog a name that correlates with some weird kink I'm not aware of? Please, please don't answer that in my comments. I'd like to retain some innocence.

verses then the declaration of houses then the greater inclination then the touchstone: Didn't you read the Evil Overlord List?: EOL #85: I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

freeware autism games: Ooo... Kay... Anyone want to shed some light on what this might mean? Autism Diva? NotMercury?

i was skeptical about reiki until: ...I gave up skepticism by accepting an unblinded, uncontrolled anecdote because it involved me? That how you finish the sentence?

bronze boy holding dog treat: Think you misplaced an adjective.

what has sylvia brown predicted correctly: I dunno. Anyone?

Montel Kombat games online number 3: Suddenly I have a desire to see James Randi win a fight against Sylvia Browne by pulling her spine out of a hat.

funniest things to do when your baked: Uh, writhe in agony as the oven approaches 350 degrees... Wait... What would Batman do? Dangit, can't remember that episode. They stopped showing it on the same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

why the sylvia browne bashing: Why not? She's evil and a leech on society.


Anonymous said...

It's funny that by posting these search logs you're going to get even wackier search requests.

Clint Bourgeois said...

It's a vicious circle.

Anonymous said...

If there's one thing wackier and less supported by evidence than the idea that mercury causes autism, it's the idea that Mercury causes autism. Although I really want to know how they fit a planet into vaccines.

Bob said...

"funniest things to do when your baked"

You can start by getting off the couch.

King Aardvark said...

I went curling for the first time for a work outing a couple of weeks ago. Threw some good guards, too, though I was trying to get on the button. Fell badly near the end of the day because I wasn't paying attention. Curling is hard.